👛 Mean Ass Goose👙

real life sucks losers dry, wanna fuck with the geese? you better learn to fly. world’s worst hottie 💋 & manic pixie dream goose

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Why be timid and low on self confidence when you could strut around like a goose who has no shame and has never seen consequences

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

@gut_fruit People on the internet are crazy because this is a post that warrants a DM or call to a tip line to ask “hey, are you okay and how can we best support you rn / why are you doing this” instead of possibly capitalizing upon this person’s suicidality and yet -

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

@gut_fruit My dog…..

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Goose spit a whole lot of venom

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

@IronDuckjcm Oh no I definitely waddle. And I will waddle over your bitch ass!

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

When I grow up I want to be a horrible goose

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

@IronDuckjcm Too late? True, you grew up to be a horrible duck. Not everyone can be a horrible goose like me 🫵

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

@MouseGoBurr The way you effortlessly mog without plastic surgery or hitting your face with hammers or any of the current nonsense. CHAD

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

90S GOOSE WITH A PAINTED FACE, COME HERE HONEY LET ME SMACK THAT BASS

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

MEAN ASS GOOSE DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LIKE ME

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Poop on the haters

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Fuck them swans [This is a targeted post]

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Challenge yourself to be a worse person every day

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Who needs therapy when you can destroy a public restroom instead and get the same beneficial psychological effects

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

There is no enemy that can hurt you if said enemy also has carpet in their home. Simply break in, piss on the carpet and leave. You will break their spirit, I assure you

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

I’m not toxic I am toxiqué (rhymes with chic) 💅

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

If something bad happens to you because of your own stupidity let it be known that I will gossip about it to everyone since I am the worst goose on planet earth

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Physically migrating 30,000 feet above the air mentally throwing it back in my pond somewhere

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

Why are dumbass mortal families letting their children get lost in my pond? I’m a hellspawn demon, not a babysitter

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

BEST BELIEVE I AM STILL A GOOSE
WHEN I WALK IN THE POND
I CAN MAKE ALL THE DUCKLINGS SHIVER

[👛 Mean Ass Goose👙 @PettyAssGoose]

All my geese in the club but you know we aren’t dancing….we are committing assault and battery by biting ankles