Petunia the Bulldog

Interests: Snoozing, dive-bombing into the couch, side-eyeing, tug-of-war, eating.

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Did this week’s cut count as two? 🤔@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU #prettysurehehadlessbeforethisweek

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@JayBilas Instead of the endless criticism of an industry that makes YOU millions of 💵, propose a comprehensive solution for all sports in all conferences, men and women included. And present said solution in something more than 240 characters. Instead of moaning, make a difference!

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@JayBilas Isn’t there a possibility that average fans will become apathetic (thus declining revenues) if college sports enters a free market/minor league system?

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“Turnover chain my fucking ass.” #OrangeBowl

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@BarstoolBigCat “Turnover chain my fucking ass.”

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@beth_mania @mikerohde4 @HereComes_Emily The University of Illinois Fighting Black Bulldogs? Umm, I don’t know, Aunt Beth... I don’t hate it, but, well, there might be, um, issues..

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@TimAllenRants So you're still surprised that Braun acted selfishly, got thrown out and cares only about himself? Please. Be better Tim.

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@HereComes_Emily Thanks for noticing me Aunt Emily. I've somehow become the forgotten one... I wonder why?

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@dabentley82 He should get $1,000,000 if it's discovered his knees are in fact not made of jello

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@dabentley82 Thanks Dave for sharing. I will check if your application to join the Packers bandwagon has been filed and reviewed.

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@GolfChannel @StephenCurry30 @bubbawatson For someone who hates people, Gerry sure seems to enjoy stealing camera time. #rydercupalso #assistantcaptain

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@NoLayingUp In honor of Duf Daddy's big W, this week's podcast is getting a second play tonight before bedtime. #wisdom

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@TronCarterNLU Man has a point. Dudes today enjoy the rich purses because guys like Jack, Arnie and Tiger who always answered the bell. Today, hangnail=wd

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Glad to hear Ueck with the crew on the road! Must be done training for his triathlon. @JLevering4 #brewers

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Mom's got a wedding tonight so she's getting her makeup done... I prefer a natural look. #diva #imprettier

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@HereComes_Emily Should've seen that monster's look after I had it in my mouth! #notinmyhouse #mutombo

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Making preparations... still have some work to do. #waitforit #bulldog #getoutofmyface

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Disappointing dwts episode tonight. Why do we watch? It's fake. I thought reality dancing shows were the last beacon of authenticity.

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@Kurkjian_ESPN Mr. Braun has said many things. Probably shouldn't take his word for it.

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@dabentley82 Show probably has judges from Chicago, Peoria and Fort Worth. Just no dignity in reality tv anymore.