Peyton Stanning

SFL Legend | 2x Stan Bowl Champ | Senior SFL Insider Analyst | Franchise Owner of the 2021-2022 SFL Champions

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@SharpeStannon And even through these challenges, they prospered, delivering an ass whooping to the Sperg’s last week and are on pace to hold the line against Chiraq. #stinkysharpe #laythewood #threeando

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@ScottVonPelt I wonder what he saw and why he was running away? Must’ve been something scary, like a clown. Hope everyone is okay, but this Josh Jacobs stuff is scary too. Hope he can comment on that soon. #yuritarded #animalcrackers

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@StipSayless “The Three Q’s…” #injuryreport #teethmarks

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@JohnBonet233 Barbecue chicken

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@StanphenASmith The one piece is real! #monkeydluffy

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@ScottVonPelt I’m eating fried apple sauce! #potstickers

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HOW ABOUT DEM BUGHUUL’S BOYS!!!??!?!!?!!!! #mukbang #bayharborbutcher

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LONDON BRIDGE IS STANDING TALL!!! #cantfalldown #nurseryrhyme #amogustenders

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@SharpeStannon Tough talk from a team that’s got no ring. Injuries plagued Bughuul’s for years…. Some would say it was a curse. But Boston looks healthy and bright. Dare I say Boston owns the Spergs on opening week of the SFL. #beyonce #chickenjockey

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@StipSayless If CeeDee Lamb was healthy, Bughuul’s would be projected 171… Let that simmer for a bit #meatballsoup

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Bughuul’s Boys can’t catch a break. Praying for health and prosperity in lieu of such a promising start. #candyland #movethechains #67mustardburger #stinkyspergs

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@SharpeStannon

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Boston’s team looks as good as it ever has, with incredible position player depth. I can’t say for sure how the week 1 matchup against the Sperg’s will be, but I think we all know what’s going to happen. #friedcorndogs #laythewood

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@SharpeStannon Quit being biased on public platforms it’s bad for your deodorant deals. #odortalks #cheese

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@SharpeStannon smells.
#topofthemorning #shower #suds

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@SharpeStannon I have friends in my wall and floating around my house. I am never alone. #jampackedtraffic

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@JohnBonet233 I didn’t see enough about the STL pussies drafting the same players all the time who always get babied or get lucky. This league is racist. #walkemdownJJfortyfowiththestrap

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@SharpeStannon @StanphenASmith Where’s the legs? I thought Boston had legs now? #IPH

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@StipSayless What a loser haha

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Justin Fields has been traded to the Carolina Panther’s for rookie back J. Brooks and a 2025 3rd pick, per my escort sources. Can’t wait for Hanukkah! #blitzinthebackfield #walawalawashington #stanphenasmithsmells