Perrie.

Fuck you.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

Good morning.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

{Digs around in the box and pulls out a pink one, nods once and smiles as I look over at you} Thank you. @NurseLeaMichGA

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

//okay. I'm going to chill now. I had my fun but I'm good now.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA Well an asylum isn't a very good place to have sex. So.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

{Shrugs as I look down at the box and sighs dramatically} What do you recommend? I've never used one of these. @NurseLeaMichGA

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA Exactly 16 minutes ago you were fucking a mattress.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA What the hell is an asylum virgin?

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

You have a box full of them? How many people asked you for a dildo? {Keeps my hands out and raises my eyebrows, grinning} @NurseLeaMichGA

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA Friends with benefits are a great thing.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA Why the heck are you fucking mattresses if you have Ariana? She is way hotter than a mattress.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

{Follows you to your room and holds my hands out as I look over at you} You're like the dildo fairy. @NurseLeaMichGA

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@LouisTGA @HStylesGA That would be hot.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA Don't use the mattresses tight springs. They are young and dumb and you are just using them.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA You like fucking mattress babies!? Pedophile alert.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@NurseLeaMichGA I mean.. If you happen to have a spare dildo I'd be more than happy to take it off your hands.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA Mattress babies grow up so fast. I love them..

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

Fuck y'all and your relationships. I have my fingers and my pillow. That's all I need.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

@HStylesGA Mattress babies aren't allowed in this asylum. Mattress labor is extremely dangerous as well.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

“@HStylesGA: *Rips a hole into my mattress and sticks my penis in it before starting to hump it.*” You forgot a condom, child.

[Perrie. @PezEdwardsGA]

//me rn