Max Pfeifer

2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on Earth.

[Sarah R. @rolufss]

me to my brain: just be normal on your wedding day
my brain: you have to hit the ‘woah’ when you say ‘I do’

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas SNOW DAY BITCH IM LURKIN’ is https://t.co/nQZA778qkw

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas https://t.co/iL76O2o9ll

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas that line about them being nice is bs tho

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas k but also I wish I were as cool as Matthew Murdock

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas HE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG THAT HE WAS IN CONTROL OF and I will go to law school, pass the bar and defend him in court if I have to

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas that's bc he's a precious angel that doesn't deserve what he's gotten, but... does deserve a friend like Steve Rogers 👀👀👀

[Sarah R. @rolufss]

The Great Gatsby but Gatsby calls Nick “Old Fart” the entire time instead

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas I mean... same. Always

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

Me trying to remember to eat amidst 4 midterms, work, and a practicum

[Katie Jayne Earl-Hogan @KatieJayneEarl]

please try to remain warm during this cold war

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

Anybody: "What's your greatest fear?"

Me: "Finding the love of my life only to learn they're a Trump supporter"

[Sarah R. @rolufss]

When @katiemae_w tries to make a joke: "I didn't think it through I was just trying to get some laughs!"

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

Showing Teen Wolf to bae on Monday and realizing it's #moonday

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas No... it's Later Take 👀👀👀

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas you love me too much

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@tatraas what was wrong with my pic of you

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@rolufss what bout me

[Max Pfeifer @PfaxMeifer]

@ninaazenik @VlDEOSTARK into it

[Katie Williams @adollopofkatie]

@PfaxMeifer https://t.co/qM25LBvTsh