“hiiii im making pizza!”
“cut deep as possible and jump.”
“oh…”
“like cut the dough and jump up and down from excitement??”
“oh! right…”
“𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔~”
Man with tuxedo black and white cat and collar on his head approaches camera man threatening him mother fucker don't ever fucking film me I'm going to kick the shit out of you / american usa angry furious upset guy recording public / reaction video meme
i play counter strike since 1.6 , 23 year bro.... i survive r8 , i survive sub tick ,.. i survive every spinbot with 0 hour on steam. but this week i open drop and is not case , is " EGG ." ok. i sit on egg one week like mother hen. he hatch. i name him Kotleta <3 i take photo in
Things to say to your high friend whos having a bad trip:
• You're overreacting
• Calm down man
• Your mom just called she knows you're high
• You're just faking it huh
• Sell me rhis pen
• Do you see them too?