Cordelia Chase

I always knew I was the Chosen One, but this is ridiculous. I see it, I slay it. it's my way. [TwitFic • AU • 18+ @SunnydaleChaos] #Slayerette

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

This is all about me! Me, me, me!

Somewhere in an AU far, far away, the slayer awoke.... https://t.co/CPx8B3JgNJ

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

@BroodingDemon figured out & it wasn't fighting all kinds of squiggly, icky demons. I was going for trophy wife or international superstar.

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

@BroodingDemon Yeah, I guess. But all he does is use words like "chosen one" and "destiny" and stuff. I already had the whole destiny thing-

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--starts to shuffle and Cordelia grabs the brunette by the arm]

We should make like a tree and get out of here, like now-ish.

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--even a sixteen year old cheerleader]

God, what the hell is their problem? Do you think it's like a drug thing? Maybe PCP? [one of them--

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--literally anyone else? Even Willow....or Xander!)

Ugh, thanks or whatever. [getting back up to her feet more spryly than anyone should--

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@electrogwen [Cordelia stares up at Gwen, eyes unblinking and wide as saucers.]

(Why did it have to be /that/ girl? Couldn't it have been--

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--Major eww. I'm sure someone in their sixties, or whatever, would think you're a total catch though.

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--in this lifetime. I mean, I wouldn't even go out with Clooney and he's all handsome and rich and stuff. You're, like, squinty book guy. --

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--with the pity party for today.]

Um, what? Ugh, please don't tell me you're, like, trying to put the old guy moves on me. Sorry, but not--

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--tear stained face. That's all she needed was for someone to see her crying today. She squares her shoulders bravely, deciding she's done--

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

@BooksAndBogies

[Cordy should've heard him shuffling around, enhanced hearing as it was, but she missed it. She quickly wipes at her --

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

@BroodingDemon --trying to figure out a way to give it back, or at least to someone else. Any ideas?

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

@BroodingDemon Since apparently some Powers, who by the way, didn't even bother to consult with me decided it would be a thing. I'm still--

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--staining her cheeks.]

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--[She mutters to herself, dropping her leather bag on the ground, followed by her person which ends up on the stairs, tears of frustration-

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--reads actual books these days? She pushes the door to the library open with a huff, almost ripping it right off of its hinges.]

Damn--

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--she can't breathe, as she quickly makes her way to the nearest 'safe spot,' the library. Surely she'd find some respite there cause who--

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--He looks like he's all but ready to get into one of their increasingly common verbal sparring matches, but she's done. She feels like--

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--was annoying retorting with.]

Just be more careful next time. You're liable to hurt someone, or get your gross cologne on them. Yuck. --

[Cordelia Chase @PfftBiteMe]

--has spilled from her purse, or at least everything she could see, brushed herself off and tried to tune out whatever the hell mocking-boy-