Patrick Girts

Writer and guy who does goofy voices.

[Football @BostonConnr]

People are still arguing to this day about who has done more damage to football fields in Pittsburgh

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Deion Sanders would cut this entire Steelers roster. #NFL #football #Steelers

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

@Eagtab Hey dude, I saw your Scooby-Doo animation and thought it was great! If you ever need voice talent, I'd be happy to work with you. You deserve better than AI. Here's a link to my voice-over reels: https://t.co/4bJeQyvTO5

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Allergies are flower STDs.

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

LeBron walking to work today #DontPokeTheBear #NBAPlayoffs

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Dan Campbell took Aaron Rodgers' kneecaps.

And there was much rejoicing.

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

The Immaculate Interception #Steelers #SteelersVsRaiders #NFL #football

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

"Please turn to the videoboard as we honor Franco Harris..."

[Cut to Intel Commercial]

Great job, NFL Network! 🤦

[Ten000Hours @DevInTheLab]

Morant has to be stopped.
Pure basketball has vanished from the earth and I’m snitching on everyone.
- the number 1 social media snitch ref

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Bahahaha

[Jeff Saturday @SaturdayJeff]

Raiders look horrible

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

RIP Kevin Conroy #Batman

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Bruce Arians right now:
#thursdaynightfootball

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

LeBron isn't the GOAT.
He got outscored by Wile E. Coyote.
#SpaceJam2 #SpaceJam #NBA #LeBronJames

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Frieza is schmoovin'. #DRAGONBALLFighterZ #Frieza #Ohohoho

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Did all those celebrities who tried to sell me crypto get paid in crypto?

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

@StudioMDHR Cuphead
Xbox Series X

[Studio MDHR @StudioMDHR]

#CupheadDLC has gone platinum, selling 1M copies!!

As a small token of our immense thanks, we’re gifting a Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X, and PS5 console.

For a chance to win: Retweet this post, follow @StudioMDHR, and reply with the word “Cuphead” & your console preference!

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

All of us who got pretty good at the original #Cuphead are playing its new DLC like:

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

Vasectomy, here I come.
Or is it cum?

[Patrick Girts @Pgirts]

We really live in an age where Star Wars and Marvel can't live up to the standard set by Sonic the Hedgehog 2.