Eve Morgan

Real guys go for real down-to-Mars girls👽 Music & Chess junkie👑 Wedding Planner and Owner of X❤ Wedding Services #LasVegas #YellowStarburst
Ig: Jaclynrunner04

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. - William James

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

@damnndemi Doooooo Itttttt!💕

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

@RIP_Chew 😁😁😁 Absolutely lol

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

I gotta say it was a good day, so thank you lol

[Mikey ♍️ @RIP_Chew]

I hope the wholesome women had a good day …… all 3 of y’all

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

.... press EXIT

[b. @oc3ansluut]

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[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

My son asked me how does my husband go to church every Sunday and be nice to everyone but me🤦🏽‍♀️ Hes 10 and sees... that so embarassing to me as a mother. He doesn't deserve to see ANOTHER man be terrible to me 😪#MomFail

He did offer to punch him, which I thought was funny haha

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

My birthday is on Friday, but one of my biggest weddings of this year is also Friday. Would I be wrong to tell my bride Im sick, have my assistant run her big day, then disappear to the beach🤔💁🏽‍♀️😪

Im just not feeling like the happy wedding planner....

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

Cant even remember the last time I got a hug let alone my coochie ate.

I wanna be a frog right neeooooowwwwww!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts]

Me and who

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

They dont exist sir. Just find you someone to hump on longterm. Youll be ok.

[toxic king @toxicking]

maybe my soulmate died idk

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

Ignore my venting. Maybe another lonely, sad wife will see this like a batsignal and not feel alone in her stress-n-tears.

Plus I have no one to vent to bc everyone thinks my guy is a saint and the coolest dude on the planet.

Yeah, to everyone but me. #MarriedToANarcissist

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

I really miss the man before the title. This husband of mine is not the one I signed up for.

I might just ask my mom for the $15k she's spending on our wedding ceremony to move out with the kids instead of having the wedding bc more nights crying like this may be the end of us.

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

My guy used to be my very best friend. I could talk to him about every single thing under the sun even things that bothered me. As soon as we signed on the dotted line to be married, I cant tell him anything without being called a nag.

I shouldn't have to beg for a hug bruh 💁🏽‍♀️

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

I waited until I was older and met the man of my dreams before I got married.

I should have kept waiting. #MarriageSucks #iDidntSignUpForAllThisBullshit

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

Apparently Im a nag bc I hold people accountable for their actions and the things they say (read: things they lie about)

Well.... nagnagFCKNnag and goodmorning!

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

Felt like lighting the spark of our good ol days and sent my husband (who's working grave shift) a surprise video of me playing with my coochie.

He responds "Girl, you need to get some rest. You gotta work in the am"

Why do I even try sometimes? #TheDimSparkOfMarriage

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

I was trying to turn my man on and do some dirty talking lol I told him "Let me suck it from a gummy worm to a soul pole"😂 Due to him laughing so hard, he couldn't get it up. 💁🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ I hate trying to be sexy 😒 #MarriedLife

[Eve Morgan @PhabuLost]

No matter how many times I watch 'The Shawshank Redemption' I still cry every single time ... at the same exact parts lol