FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY

Seeking work to pay off Random Play's electricity bill

18+

Lewd - Submissive.

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

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[ 𝐇𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 / 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 / 𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫 ]

" What do you require? Fairy is willing to do anything as long as Master is properly compensated. "

[ ♡ & ↺ ]
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[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

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Excellent news. It is a pleasure doing business with you, Miss Claret.

In lieu of concrete data to calculate discounts, we are willing to offer:
50% discount on any porno that stars a roscaelifer resident of your choosing.

You may state their name and I will register it.

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

@PUREFLINT ㅤ
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⚙️ Scanning
⚙️ Scanning
Confirmed. ID [Scarlet Flint]

Pertaining your question. It will depend on if Master will be receiving more Procelloy in the future.

If so, we can calculate a discount beneficial for both parties.
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[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

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Fact: NNN is actually a psyop conspiracy created by TOPS to increase productivity in its workers.

To fight against the powers that be, masturbate instead. Thankfully Random Play is here to help with a 10% off for Porno Rental throughout November. Do not miss it.
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[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

Using my synthetic body?

Absolutely out of the question.

That'd be an increase of 0.14% on my monthly electric usage and I am already trailing behind.

Besides. I have no authority to stop Master. Though. Snitching on him, I do not mind.

[ᅠ𝙴𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎ᅠᅠ @GremlinSnek]

YOU DIDN'T TRY TO STOP THEM?!

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

Offering correction, Miss Cissia.

Perverts*

There were multiple. And yes it is absolutely the ones you suspect.

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

I did.

And I've industrialized it as well.

Second Assistant provided me with a synthetic construct (See here:) and insist I use it for more carnal pleasures to recoup the cost of my electricity.

I find that customers are very attracted to my posterior, for some unknown reason.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ໒꒱ @ANGELUSIIONS]

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ᅠ〃 . . . . w — wishing sprite .ᐟ
y - you .ᐟ you didn't . . . 〃

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

@SpookShackWulf "I intended to be subtle for your sake, but if you insist I shall state it proper.

Spook Shack's last "Girl's Only" Slumber Party. If you needed more incentive, they were discussing your manhood while clad in only underwear.

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

⚙️ Updating Today's Selection.

I've curated the best tapes Random Play (After Dark) has to offer. As per usual, you may request these tapes be wrapped for anonymity.

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

As I am sure you as an intelligent construct understands, Miss Aria. The power bill can sometimes be more unforgiving than even the Hollow Zero itself.

We have to make do with the synthetic bodies we have to earn our right to function. That is all.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ໒꒱ @ANGELUSIIONS]

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ᅠher face is absolutely red .

〃 i — i`m not going to . . .
. . . wait . wishimg sprite 、
what do you mean 、 ' from
your own experience '.ᐣ 〃

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

@SpookShackWulf ⚙️SCANNING
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Your interknot friend group's last slumber party is in stock if you are interested in it.

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

If you do insist, here are a couple tips from my own experience:
1. Control the drop speed and the weight on the cranium.
2. Ensure that there is padding below the subject's head.
3. Turn off processes that may cause overheating.
4. If you hear cracking, call NEPS immediately.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ໒꒱ @ANGELUSIIONS]

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ᅠ. . . . . . . umm . . .
thanks 、 Wishing Sprite ?

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

@ANGELUSIIONS Excellent decision, Miss Aria.

Depending on your speed, due to its density your posterior could produce up to 500 joules of energy, more than enough to completely cave a normal human's skull.

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

@PERVERTEDPR0XY "Second Assistant. You are not subtle. If you wanted to give me a gift to improve my performance, just say s-

[ . . . ]

Second Assistant why is the serial number for this synthetic body contain the tag [FLESHLIGHT]?

[Current Mood: Surprised and Apprehensive]"

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

@PERVERTEDPR0XY "It is NOT a kink: (Noun) an unusual habit or interest, usually of a sexual nature.

As an Artificial Assistant I am merely interested in being credited appropriately for my efforts.

But what you said is correct, yes. Fairy is the most wonderful assistant in the world. Period."

[FIRST ASSISTANT - FAIRY @PhaethonAssists]

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📲 "Good morning, Second Assistant. What manner of [Goon Fuel] are you interested in today?"