Phagen

F*ck them Mosquitos

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Getting through to customer support for updates has been horrendous and when we eventually did (yesterday) they said they would escalate to operations, yet we still have no progress! R2000 rand gone in 60 seconds, but credit for damaged goods refunded in ???

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Not Harry Styles doing a SECOND round of HSLOT in Europe/UK, and we just here in South Africa watching via the fyp only🥲

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@JaYcEoN021 @WOOLWORTHS_SA It is ne! They keep sending me pets in my berries 🥲

[Phagen @Phagen90]

⁦@WOOLWORTHS_SA⁩ Please. Why is there a WHOLE BEE in my Raspberries🥲🐝

[Phagen @Phagen90]

I dont know who needs to hear this... But you need to flip your airfryer upside down and clean around the element and fan.

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@Rbjacobs I am STRUGGLING with the cc limit increase process. My increase was approved last week but it's still not reflecting. I need the limit increased before I go overseas this evening. Your contact channels have excessive wait times and queues, Premier banking doesn't help!

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@CityofCT Power seems to be out in Goodwood Street, Townsend Estate. Any faults in the area?

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Not me passing my drivers license at the ripe old age of 31. Moral of the story: it's never too late and always keep trying 💪 #yougotthisgirl

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Cyril, this meeting could have been an email 🙄

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@JUMIAEgypt Open your dms so that I can provide more info.

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@JUMIAEgypt Someone signed up for an account using my email address. They also registered for JumiaPay. I did not authorize this and its impossible to contact your customer service from a different country 😠

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@JUMIAEgypt there should AT LEAST be an email verification step in your sign up processes to prevent this kind of fraudulent behaviour. How can I request the accounts created with my email address be deleted?

[Phagen @Phagen90]

You support team is no help also. They keep telling me to reset my password🙄

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@ShowmaxOnline I am STRUGGLING to sign up for Showmax Pro. I try to create an account, your dumb website loops me back to the sign in page, & says my email/password is invalid... I DON'T HAVE A Showmax account, at this rate I never will. Mxm.

[Phagen @Phagen90]

@wahid182 GIZMO ❤️

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Hello @CityofCT @CityofCTAlerts, power is out in the Goodwood Area, Goodwood Estate/Townsend Estate. Our loadshedding ended at 8.30. Power came on around 8.15 but went out at 9.15 again and is still off. Please help.

[Phagen @Phagen90]

UPDATE:

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Reviving this rant because tonight, 11 months later, the EXACT same thing happened. Only difference was, I woke up to find a GRASSHOPPER staring down at me. I reiterate: AUJ???

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Are* not or 😒

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Listen, fitting rooms or MOSAG! Last week, I was trying on clothing at H&M, Canal Walk, and when I got home I felt something stabbing the back of my leg, under my pants. Its was someone's TOENAIL. Their big toe nail. 🤮

[Phagen @Phagen90]

Pfizer 1/2 done and dusted 💉🙏