Phago

Leader of JMO, Cocksmith, Fat Fluenced, get fucked nerd.

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She said I can wear these when we have sex

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I think if anyone's gonna buy back guns it should be the gun enthusiast youtubers. They already put their lives on the internet, so if they do some dumb shit we'll know where to look.

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@DaleKinkaid Why should I wait for him and how will he make it better? Also what has Biden done to make it worse? (Genuine questions, I don’t know shit)

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Every fucking Zillow notif I get for a house that’s about $150,000 or less, 3beds 2baths whatever. ALWAYS FOR THEM 55+ ANDYS, THEY DONT NEED MORE BRUH. IM WITH VANESSA WHEN SHE SAYS THEM OLD FARTS DONT NEED THE SENIOR DISCOUNT. ALSO 3 BEDS, ITS 55+ WHO IS FILLING THAT HOUSE?

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At the wildlife zoo, just finished my 100mg orange sodi

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When is Eminem joining marvel bruh?

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My DJ’s in a coma for letting the record skip letting the record skip letting the record skip

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Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties

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Got the baller water setup now

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Can we get a caffeine free redbull, like shit just taste good. Or is that part of the taste?

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I miss tying kids backpacks to these during lunch.

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Well if you ever want a black out tattoo, do this first

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Watch what happens 5 days after this guy rubs squid ink on himself 😬

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Just got the piston cup joke

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This tastes exactly like my long lost bug juice drink

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I love when you click on a tweet and it just turns into a whole new feed. Talk about a rabbit hole lmao, stuck in 5 different replies.

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All those desperate housewives must be dying inside every time their husbands thank the lord for their meal.

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@sonozakiscurse I just like to be in bright spaces, I love the big light. I sleep in the dark but if I ain’t sleeping…

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Pretty sure I'm Mothman

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How long till the cybertruck starts rusting?

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Baller Water

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Allergies so bad I feel faded out the ass