Phalang Phale☆

Actress | DJ | Content Creator [email protected] 🇿🇦

[Rare @stfuayen]

I love that when you play this in your headphones it goes from left to right.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

People think putting your phone on silent means you’re hiding something. Do you know how annoying a ringing phone is? 😭

[AthaBaby 🎀 @Athabzz]

Eish you don’t know soap

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

oh musica 🥹

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

personally, being ignored triggers me very, very badly.

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

If I hang with you and don’t laugh even ONCE, you’ll never see me again shame 😭🤣

[K @Kokketsog]

rekang di diary.

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Me acting shocked when my phone turns off after I've ignored all the battery warnings

[maha @mahaaaay]

can people stop pretending like an aperol spritz is good

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Mind you this a women who had her pay docked and had to issue a public apology to Parliament and to the nation for maladministration and improper conduct

[Maphanga Mbuso @MBSVUDU]

Namhlanje umhlaka 2, ngoLwesine 😭😭😭

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I do not care how bad the relationship is i am NOT calling a radio station for advice.😭

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing 😂😂😂

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i like you a lot" ok you literally haven't asked me a single real or meaningful question about myself or my life? you literally don't know anything real about me

[Thingolicious🌈 @ZeeRight]

*GNU WhatsApp Group*

Cyril: “Hi guys, I need 10 ministers available NOW”

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

As a woman, switching purses is genuinely risky business. there is a whole entire life sitting in that old bag that you will completely forget about 😭😭😭

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo