Ithyphallophobiate

New writer on the block doing commissions of all shapes and sizes! I'm most easily reachable through twitter, and my commission form is in the pinned tweet. :-)

[Ithyphallophobiate @Phallocies]

Welcome to the wonderful world of dick jokes and writing commissions! My commissions are open and my wallet is empty, so please do stop on by!

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Making Royal Processions Fun Again.

Abby, called by her parents to return to the fold of the royals and give up her adventuring, is sent a procession to return with. Such pomp and circumstance isn't what Spitz is used to, but he finds his own little ways to make it entertaining.

[Ithyphallophobiate @Phallocies]

Trying to get back in the habit of posting here, life's been a mess. Gonna have something new here by the end of the day, but in the meantime, what should I do next?

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Here's the next few pages! There'll be another delay next week since i'm going out of town for Thanksgiving, but I'll get right back on it once I'm home!

[Ithyphallophobiate @Phallocies]

@Mewgle Hot spearmint tea with honey. Perfect for everything from a breakup to a sore throat.

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Ironic that I have to start this then immediately take a week off because I'm going hunting in the mountains, but Oh Well.

[Ithyphallophobiate @Phallocies]

I'm starting a light novel, 5 pages a week, every week i can manage! The story is about a Gnoll finding his concious, his god, and his hope, in a world where none of those exist any longer.

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@canisfidelis1 :0
I don't deserve this man, thanks so much!

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And, for the more Spicy among you, here's a NSFW request I did for them as well...

https://t.co/sGywRvVPXZ

[Ithyphallophobiate @Phallocies]

Welcome to the wonderful world of dick jokes and writing commissions! My commissions are open and my wallet is empty, so please do stop on by!

https://t.co/ajMwuRfgcj

[Ithyphallophobiate @Phallocies]

Here's a SFW writing request I did for my good friend @canisfidelis1, a wonderful artist and comic creator, give them a look!

https://t.co/aaUh1vXhP2