Phallophile

Silicone dildo specialist & vibrator guide creator. 🍆❤️✍️ I review & compare the best body-safe sex toys! She/her. Find me at

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Automatic thrusting from low to high speeds = the BEST kinda stuffing

Hismith Premium machine 10% off with code PR10: https://t.co/VWVjyOV6Iq

Hismiths r cheaper but have adjustable thrust length, good torque — this doesn't stall out with an@l use — & are remarkaby quiet!

[Karen Kenyatta Russell🍀 @Karen_Russell]

Pro-Tip:

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[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Have u 👁 seen my newfound ❤️ ultra-realistic dils???

Solina Mega has the smoothest skin feel + a nice ridge, body-safe and platinum cured silicone that won't degrade!!!

Full thoughts 👅: https://t.co/nRdDefL2D9

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

The Orb Vibrator's made me lose 45 minutes sometimes just playin around with all the angles, 🔮✨🦪✨,

VERY visual, 👍 for exhibitionist exploits

All reviewed at: https://t.co/DpNUwkOUEc

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

@TezMillerOz No prob!

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

For Womanizer brand, "noiseless" apparently means this:

It is quieter on the lower levels,
But I find myself irritated Womanizer Next costs $20 (=$219) more than Womanizer Premium,

Yet Next's 14th intensity feels like Premium2's 9th of 14 —so, 35% weaker. *And* fuckin buzzy 🤷

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Omg this harness really HOLDS suction cup toys well,

Like I have to pry 'em off to remove.

Pulling as hard as I can: ⬇️

Full review: https://t.co/Zn5cuxmX9L

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

I've tried a few tentacles in my day 😁, and have 1 enduring favorite!

💖 Full revamped review now published! https://t.co/YUgE88jlsg

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

While Tentacle Grinder testing,
I found my Swan Max Bullet showing why it kicks butt 🤠🥳💫

Rumbles + adjustable power: https://t.co/wdtEjmbYlP

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Gettin' *stuffed* with a full-filling vag. plug was the only way I could enjoy the Lovense Tenera:

Its suction power is a failure 4 me.

On Tenera's mediocrity + the G-squeeze solution:
https://t.co/46rDrkAHbv

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Lovense's suction toy first:

😐disappointed me, then I was
🫣hopeful I'd misjudged it... then
😬 frustrated @ trying to be satisfied by it.

I found a solution... Full pros & cons + my experience with Tenera:
https://t.co/46rDrkAHbv

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

@MenagerieToys @BBgoblinprinces Not exactly, that was my sarcastic extension of the fact that they uniquely use the term "3D" for this product's supposedly new "linear" motion. Apptly. it has depth control for the air-pulse.

Which I might find interesting. I just think it could be phrased more adeptly.

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Who's ready to see what next-level of bullshit marketing this is:

Womanizer now claiming that their $219 toy has redefined air-pulse pressure so it's now "authentic oral-sex-like sensations"

I'm a believer in silicone more than anyone I know, but:

It's FIRM SILICONE + AIR, yo

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

The first dual-density + fantasy dildo I’ve tried!

The first time I tested Pris Toys' Syren, I considered how… magical it looked.

The Syren is large, very filling, and flowing with drippy bumps!

🪄Full review! https://t.co/NQtdWTCxBP

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

@BadDragonWhit I love the Bean Blossom too, it's actually my favorite air-pulse toy! I like that it has the flicky tongue rolled into the air pressure, which I find less overstimulating.

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

@lusciouslilyXoX Thank you! Fun word, also long; so I've had to buy just "phal" reviews as well 😅

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

@BBgoblinprinces @MenagerieToys Right, it's just that they're amping that "like the real thing" angle up even more with this new marketing, claiming the air pulse here is somehow different & "3D." Like... aren't all objects we use for sex 3D? How is the pulse tunnel of normal Womanizers not in three dimensions?

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Fantasy-sized + fantasy-textured—but in *dual-density* silicone!

Pris Toys' Syren's squishy-softness had me goin hard on all its drips, bumps & feathery ripples—till my V told me to slow down 😅

I 💜 dual-density, so this was a ride! Full Pris review: https://t.co/NQtdWTCxBP

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

Lovense G-spotters, power compared...

Lapis rolls, 3 total motors. Our experience: https://t.co/nr6ItXvfu1

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

@WorldwideWiabu LOL
It's like, "I'm gettin the hell out of here, it's alone time" 😆

[Phallophile @PhallophileRev]

All in motion!
Revamped thrusting 🍑 plug guide with stats table about how fast, and how far, each of these wearable silicone thrusters moves.

https://t.co/D30e8cmxfN