Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1)

UF '69. Pop Warner legend. Aaron Philo's biggest fan. Go Gators. Jon Summerall saved my life.

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRockedU]

Kyle Pitts

That guy rocked.

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@chokLahomastfan a good chance we clipped Ben Affleck in fort

[IGN @IGN]

Ben Affleck has revealed he plays shooters like Fortnite and sometimes ends up getting into arguments with kids in voice chat. https://t.co/GdWUVmvZsw

[Zach Abolverdi @ZachAbolverdi]

Good news for the Gators as safety Bryce Thornton has been cleared.

Here's the Thursday availability report for Florida vs. South Carolina.

STORY: https://t.co/O3Q4XJLTho

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

And the "rolling stampede of players" was referred to as a stampede of elephants thus their mascot

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

A journalist called them crimson tide after a game against auburn. Then roll tide is the double entendre referring to the rolling stampede of the players running on the field, coined by a journalist, as well as the phenomena red tide.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Alabama legend Nick Saban was asked what "Roll Tide" means:

"I don't know. I really don’t. I honestly don't know."��

(via ESPN)

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

Made it to flat gator Friday

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

Almost Saturday

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

There’s no greater sport than CFB because you get stats like this @SickosCommittee

[Berry @BerryTramadol]

Fun fact. The University of Oklahoma football program has not scored a touchdown in the Red River Shootout since DW’s Adult Video rebranded to The Mistress.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Advanced metrics

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@chokLahomastfan Number 1 thing to do in Orlando is leave

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@chokLahomastfan @RedStateAwake Worry about winning the ACC first

[Chillindamos @Chillindamos1]

The worst things about sports:

1. The Pat McAfee/Jason Kelce/barstoolification of the media
2. Commercials
3. Ticket prices/$15 beers
4. The rest of the traditional media
5. Proliferation of online sports betting

What else am I missing? 🤔

[Tom “The Train” Allen @tomallenoffical]

Figured the Halloween costume out #pigeondoctor

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@Real_Solid1 Traut got us right on the recruiting trail. Trust who he snags out of the portal.

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@MichaelWBratton They had pretty much the same injury report going into last weekend

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@chokLahomastfan @elijahbyuaz Uhhhh we must rank 80% of the sec

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

Good morning Gator nation

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@tdgator9 I’d argue we had some chances in the first half and squandered them all away. Maintenance must have ripped out the away team locker room toilets just before halftime.

[Aaron “Fire Brad White” Phallus (4-1) @PhallusAaron]

@chokLahomastfan @RoughneckPeter 2026 FSU = 2019 LSU call it curse of the phallus