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@iheartcalviin @SamWallaceTel Goodbye

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@T13AEL @SamWallaceTel Ronaldo needs to go

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@StePurpleHeart Haaland is going to cause havoc in every game he plays. He doesn't even need to touch the ball. He's occupying defenders for De Bruyne et al to take advantage of

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@mcfc_lads He was a handful today

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@City_Xtra City win, Utd lose

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@JanAageFjortoft It's this living in the 90s, constantly asking ex players and managers for advice and massive sense of entitlement that's their problem...

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@terryflewers Have you considered supporting your local team to save yourself some pain?

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@Quinn25174257 Surely this is a parody...That gentleman is a cockney.

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@StevenMcinerney Thought Álvarez looked lively when he came on

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@StePurpleHeart The sarcasm may be lost on me but what's wrong with it?

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@VALIANT_UTD You're losing it pal

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@VALIANT_UTD Not really

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@VALIANT_UTD Right so 34 direct goal involvements in 38 starts...I'd say that's pretty good.

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@BillyBi58628549 @Thogden @Daaz07 Top 30 players 😂
Who the fuck decides who finishes 9th, 17th or 30th. Its ludicrous. Top 3 are all that matters and even then the winner is really the only player we care about.
To pretend Ronaldo and Vlahovic had better seasons than Rodri and Messi is just idiotic however.

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@StevenMcinerney It's happening today. Sun is shining, everyone is fresh, newly promoted team at home, Haaland buzzing with confidence...I'm going.
It's written in the stars.
I'm going for 6-0
Haaland 4, Álvarez 2.. KDB with 4 assists

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@JeanneHerve And the other 5 names I mentioned? You just gonna ignore them.

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@VALIANT_UTD How many g/a?

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@Akmajor1 @ashaz_hussain @Thogden I love how every nominee is measured against Messi. The point is that Messi was obviously among the top 30 footballers of last season.

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@ashaz_hussain @Thogden The only positions that matter are the top 3. Who gives a shit who finishes 4th or 5th even.

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@ashaz_hussain @Thogden Trophies clearly matter when it comes to the Ballon D'or. The winner always comes from the winner of either the UCL or a continental International trophy. It's daft to have 30 nominees anyway & clearly meaningless. How does one decide who finishes 15th over the person in 30th?