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[A @PhantomLesMis]

@CarrieHFletcher Hi Carrie! This might be a really weird question but do you have any recommendations for Nespresso pods to try out? I just got a Nespresso machine and saw you opening the advent calendar on stories so I was wondering if you had any favorites

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cleo. She gets made fun of for the way she sits. Tries not to let it get to her but it does. 14/10 don’t listen to them Cleo you’re perfect

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently

[A @PhantomLesMis]

@ALNL congrats! we love to see it

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jaeger. He tried to get up the step. He really did. Does not want your help. Just gonna take a nap and figure it out later. 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ralphie. His ears are already pretty big, but he can make them bigger if you want. 12/10 very cool Ralphie

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ladies, if he

- Was born inside a jail
- Was born with scum like you
- Is from the gutter too

He's not your man, he's Javert.

[Becca G @lifeofbeccag]

Hey @dog_rates I know you normally just rate dogs but what about a ghost dog? 🖤👻

[Lucia Fasano @lucia_fasano]

goodbye hot girl summer,

hello fat bear autumn

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. Please don’t submit Suburban Porch Polar Bears. They mean no harm. Just a little hungry. Thank you... 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Apollo. He was wondering if this selfie makes his nose look big. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Archie and his bodyguards, Everest and Olympus. They make sure nobody pets Archie without permission. 14/10 for all

[A @PhantomLesMis]

@JelaniAlladin doing senior year of undergrad is very weird right now

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Yoroko. She’s a rainbowbender. Borks to activate one and then steers it with her tongue. 14/10 magical as h*ck

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Breaking my twitter silence to share some beauty. This was one of my final texts from the brilliant & once-in-lifetime talent, @chadwickboseman - take this in & celebrate life. He knew how precious every moment was. Tonight the Heavens received one of its most powerful angels.

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

This weekend blue our minds! Bioluminescent waves filled with light-producing plankton ignited the surfline through the night all around the Monterey Bay! https://t.co/MH6lBXSpdw

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

🌊 ICYMI: Bioluminescent waves glowed in Monterey Bay on the coast of California last week.

According to @MontereyAq, the blue light is produced by plant plankton called dinoflagellates