Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom)

Chronic drama watcher and enjoyer.
Just another 21st century Schizoid man tbh.

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Vinny can't handle the monkey sounds

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@DostThouTweet @ThiccFilA_ That's even sadder and more pathetic for you to defend knowing that you've been playing for over 700 hours

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@RevRichardShaw @ThiccFilA_ I'm sure Arrowhead is clapping at you taking shitposting too literally on Twitter, but you can enjoy your half-baked slop you get trolled by the devs into buying, away from me.
This isn't reddit.

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@Mixtape58517490 @Eagle1_HD2 Absolutely bud, I don't care anymore.
Now back to the SC mines, Diver, so you can get your half baked slop with a serving of "better communication" and no QA... FOR DEMOCRACY! LMAO

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

Until Glazers can see the full picture and start demanding better, this will be their future until all that's left of Helldivers 2 will be people scornfully remarking how it died a 3/10 full of wasted potential and bad management when it could've easily been game of the decade.

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@Mixtape58517490 @Eagle1_HD2 They had their chance to be trusted to their own devices and they failed almost every single time.
The scrutiny will continue until they change their ways for the better, or the game dies for good. And it WILL die for good this time. No third chances.

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@CharonsSails Maybe put some thought into patches and not waste weeks on a poorly thought out, untested changes and they can stop getting 👎's??
Maybe the 👎's are people that are sick of them lying and wasting time.

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@vapertvaping @NSpy135 what we REALLY got was 1 of 2 direct nerfs to 2 of the most popular turrets in the game, on top of gutting their durability. The change did nothing to Helldivers.

Dumbest decision ever, should never have happened.
they can keep eating 👎 until they stop fucking up for once.

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@NSpy135 That awful decision to change Hive Guards wasted untold weeks of dev time plus a week to revert a stupid and utterly pointless change altogether instead of listening to the community.

They are NOT getting props for this.
If anything they deserve MORE scrutiny until they change.

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@Helldivers_NOW Good luck, maybe in 4 years when the game has less than 5k players.

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@maomistan @InsiderWire Survival of the fittest for the softest in the game.
It's poetic.

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@stfualready2025 @DelusionPosting Reddit taught me it was punk to conform to the status quo

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@GHE1ST @DelusionPosting

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

People really believed this when it takes only 2 seconds to see it's a parody account posting.
On top of that, Costco literally added scanners to reinforce that only members can get in.

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“Costco is getting rid of the measure that kept black people out of their stores”

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@PolymarketSport It's crazy that we live in time were we find more kinship in the East than the West, we placed our bets on snakes and now we can't even enjoy our own traditions because of Western Euro's. I
t's time to fully separate.

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@_sn_n We help people who aren't dickheads to us and, guess what, boom they start doing well and people are happy.
If only some allies understood, but alas...

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@NoNameMan47 @WarMonitor3 Don't worry, it's the great American burden to ensure Europe keeps a safe and cozy position in the world as it endlessly spits venom and criticism from their little homes as they plot treachery.

Trump isn't smart and even he gives them good advice... It's all so tiresome.

[Venom Sandler (Adam Sandler's phantom) @PhantomSandler]

@ISAF118thMobius @Jester_L0rd See, this is why we really like you guys compared to the cowards in W.Europe. People in the East are reasonable and can see the bigger picture, even if everything might not be 100% according to plan.

All Western Europeans do is disparage and sit around aimlessly and waste time.

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