The Phantom Stinker

MAGA is a disease.

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

To everyone disgusted by Lumpy's response to the #robertmuellerdeath: Feel free to right-click / save-as this image so we can all be ready when it's the eighty-year-old man-baby's turn.

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

@MostlyPeaceful You probably think that because you have the emotional and intellectual maturity of an eight-year-old.

When people say this is "just like Idiocracy," that's not a compliment.

You lost your shit at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit. Now you want this? https://t.co/g4J775EWy6

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

@Canes Not to spoil this, but please show solidarity with the other league champions & refuse the White House invite. The @Dodgers, @Seahawks & @nyknicks all either declined or weren't invited. So unless you want to hear him say "I won Carolina! I won it by a lot!" over & over, skip it.

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@AllTimeEnt I look forward to hearing that worthless #PedoCultist bawling his eyes out a week from now when he realizes the winner's purse payed out in Trump crypto is completely worthless.

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Here you go Josh. Now that thing you said actually makes sense.

#JoshHokit is a #PedoCultist.

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

@vxylily Hopefully, the downfall of free market capitalism. Perfectly encapsulated by that moment when the son of one of the only people on Earth more evil than Trump was with him in the Oval Office going "Shush! Shush! You're not the President!"

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@RpsAgainstTrump The worst part is how this demonstrates that the "optics" of a White House event could have been done so much cheaper and less intrusive. Does anything say "Wasteful government spending" like a giant White House backdrop erected in front of the White House?

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

I won't tell the @Canes what to do, but I would recommend, if they do win the Cup, to decline a White House invite. Both to show solidarity with the athletes Trump refused to invite, and to save them from having to listen to him say "I won Carolina by a lot" over and over.

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

Trump DOJ Official's Alarming Legal Plot UNVEILED With Insane Reddit Use... https://t.co/ImlPUw0YJx via @YouTube

Really? They're seeking the private information of people who criticize @ICEgov?

Well, in that case...

Hey, @ICEgov! Your mom's a slut!

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

@CaliCraftsmanUS @LindseyGrahamSC @TAftermath2020 There's nothing radical about it Lumpy. Everyone and their mother told Daddy Donald that he wasn't allowed to do that as soon as he announced his intention to do it.

#RepublicansWhineAboutEverything

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@CampDavidAZ @LindseyGrahamSC I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Which should say a lot about just how absolutely pathetic Daddy Donald and his administration are.

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

@LindseyGrahamSC Uh, no Lumpy. The judge gave him the OK to go ahead with the planned renovations, but he said the name of the place can't be changed, to which Daddy Donald pouted and said "Fine! Then I don't wanna' renovate it!"

#RepublicansLieAboutEverything #RepublicansWhineAboutEverything

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

"HAVING #BADBUNNY AT THE #SUPERBOWL IS A DISGRACE!!! HE'S NOT EVEN AN AMERICAN!!!"
~MAGA

"Great news! We got #MilliVanilli, a fake 1980s pop group from Germany, booked to perform at the nation's 250th anniversary celebration!"
~also MAGA

#MAGAHypocrisy #MAGACultMorons

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

@ChudTheBuilder @Larry33206865 You literally announced your intent to commit murder with the expectation of getting away with it to the entire world. You're going to get orange pajamas and a good throat-widening where you're going.

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

And since the neanderthal can't make bail, he also can't delete this evidence.

Which is a shame, because if he did, the courts could slap him with an additional charge of tampering with evidence and would still have all the screenshots that have been taken of it anyway.

[ChudTheBuilder @ChudTheBuilder]

I will defend my life with lethal force. Do not approach me with intent to threaten bodily harm.

[The Phantom Stinker @PhantomStinker]

Well, it's another holiday in America, which can only mean one thing: An inevitable temper tantrum from Donald Trump because it's a holiday that honors Americans who are not Donald Trump.

#MemorialDay #25thAmendmentNow

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@StevenCheung47 Translation: "Gee, that's a nice congressional seat you got there. Be a real shame if anything happened to it."

The G.O.P. has just doomed themselves even more to be immortalized as the pedophile party. Massie was 100% a Trump guy EXCEPT FOR THAT.

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@OG_Wick0 The one and only time Trump ever told the truth in his life was when he said he wanted to fuck his daughter.

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@Suzierizzo1 Nothing. I would carefully put down the phone in between my headphones, maximize the volume on my computer, and click this link from my bookmarks: https://t.co/75QjuUmiDH

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@ericfjacobs "Oh no! Somebody is doing the exact same thing MAGA was doing and I didn't say jack about it! Ooh, how barbaric! Quick, somebody get me my pearls!"
~@ericfjacobs.

"Genocide is funny!"
~also @ericfjacobs.

https://t.co/qtiMJZzHTL

[Eric F. Jacobs @ericfjacobs]

Funniest repost I’ve seen all day

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Republicans: "Hur, dur, duh, @NYCMayor's only lived in America for twenty-eight years and skipped the Met Gala! He's unqualified!"

Also Republicans:

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

After our town hall in Barstow went to grab a taco at the ORIGINAL Del Taco! 🌮