Safety Dan

Many have tried to resist my charms; few have failed.

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

@BradMayorFPL Fading France vs Senegal; starting with Yamal, Oyarzabal, Kimmich, Wirtz, Musiala & Raphinha, but $1.5m ITB so in MD2 I can either sell Haaland & Musiala for Mbappe & Olise w/Vini as 12th man; or sell Wirtz & Musiala for Vini & a 7.0m mid (Paqueta?) and have Mbappe as 12th man

[Ricky Dimon @Dimonator]

a Pole not named Iga Swiatek and an Italian not named Jannik Sinner are in the French Open finals

insanity

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

@DjokovicFan_ Even I, with a Fed pp, agree! His inside out forehand is also ridiculous so if Nole is in his backhand corner, you're in trouble....except you need to hit into it to open up the space into his forehand corner. Damn.

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

Denise and Fred both immediately cutting Constitution River for Epsom after he gets a wide draw at Chantilly 😂😂

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

@BradLyneBall I don't watch Serie A so Idk about Bremer's level. But if he's even close to Marquinhos that's crazy

[Josh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jhendy_10]

The UK working time directive means you can't be forced to work more than an average of 48 hours a week.

Reform's attempts to normalise 40+ hour working weeks are a clear attempt to set an agenda of rolling back on employment rights workers have fought for over the past century

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

Across the Universe
A Day in the Life
She Loves You
Fixing A Hole
Something

[Jonny Mitchell @jonnyrmitch]

This was pretty difficult, but these are my Top 5 Beatles songs;

A Day in the Life
Yesterday
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Something
I Want to Hold Your Hand

What’s in your Top 5?

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

On this day we commemorate the Queen of Soul with Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian

[Jive Miguel @annnnn_nnnnnna]

Happy May 19

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

@mzemek A good season for Shelton requires at least three out of: M1000 win, Slam SF, statement win Vs Sincaraz, YE US #1

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party .

Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

Orfevre, Jean van de Velde, Blackstairmountain, Headingley 1981 - your boys took one hell of a beating

[Francis Keogh @HonestFrank]

Mark Allen led 16-15 against Wu Yize and just needed this black to reach the World Snooker Championship final …

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

Mark Allen matched at 1.01 before missing the black....

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

@RowleyfileRRR Possible that beaten margins back to 3rd etc were exaggerated by slow FS%s?

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

@Timeform Was not prepared for Dawn Approach to be joint 7th-highest!

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

The pollen from the London plane trees during these two weeks of the year is like fibreglass, gets in the eyes, throat, lungs. Nobody is immune. It’s not a native tree, it’s a man-made hybrid, even though many of them are pretty old. There ought to be a ban on planting it, and they should be gradually replaced with native trees.

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

@The2000Guineas You'd want to be on the front end... Puerto Rico to make all

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

Pray for Johnny Dineen

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

Per @tennisabstract records, in the last 2 years since Madrid 2024 Sinner is 23-0 vs non-Alcaraz opponents. Rafa-like stats - 91.3% service holds, 40.1% return games won - total of 131.4%! 71.1% of serve points won, 46.1% of return points won - total of 117.2%- barely believable

[Safety Dan @PhantomofOrange]

And Sinner has won 57 of his last 61 sets on clay against players not named Carlos Alcaraz - against whom he has won a mere 4 out of his last 12 on the surface. But that would have been 5 out of 11 had he taken any of those championship points at Roland Garros last year

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Jannik Sinner won 15 of the last 16 sets that he played against Alexander Zverev.

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

They're still murdering Palestinians in Gaza every day as well, just in case anyone gives a fuck.