Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲

Upholstery. It’s what our lives are all about. She/her.

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@SenWarren Give us back the interest we’ve paid in, applied to the principal if they’re outstanding, refunded if they’re not, and make the loans zero interest going forward. Everyone gets the same deal, nobody gets a totally free ride, everyone is responsible for the amount they signed for.

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

Lauren Boebert is just grieving for Peewee Herman.

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@chrislhayes Sounds like a driver who wanted another day off work

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Your Mom the Car?

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

Love it!! 🥰
This is my wi-fi:

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@NBCNews

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@NBCNews Cringey doesn’t begin to cover this. If I get to the front of a line thirty people long, and I find out it’s because the dipshit Starbucks manager wants everyone to weigh in on the merits of burritos vis-à-vis enchiladas …

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@stef_frey_ Paging @JortsTheCat

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

This has very Rob Lowe and Snow White vibes around it

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Meet the fifth slate of presenters for the 94th #Oscars.

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@Rzaqhmz @DannyBate4 The English equivalent of Kanin is Harvey

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@ajc Midtown Atlanta’s the Bermuda Triangle of cranes

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@MattOswaltVA I like the motorcycle. No one to answer to and nothing but open road ahead.
Whereas the truck makes me feel a bit unsettled. My first thought was they were parked in the middle of the road as a DIY roadblock. Bad vibes.

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

Jorts is the obvious choice @JortsTheCat

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Who would you like to replace Justice Breyer on the Supreme Court?

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@sbarolo Spoiler alert

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@robpalkwriter I appreciate the clarification, thank you

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@robpalkwriter I may regret asking this but what do you mean by ace?

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@pfcares Could you tell me the approximate dimensions of your Farmhouse bread loaves? I want to buy plates that are big enough to make two sandwiches at a time

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@ShinySilver It’s like pilates, gotta be ready when the opportunity strikes

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

This may be the first time in history that the FBI caught a criminal by running facial recognition software on the Clown Egg Registry

[Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly]

Here’s how Bisignano’s cooperation has paid off for the FBI so far:

[Winslow/Phoenix 🎲🎲 @Phantompaloozaa]

@amdubouchet Say hey to Ridge and Brooke for us