Pharaoh_Jack

Got a can-O-mushroom chicken to return to the store and ur gunna drive me there.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

I'm an hour or so into Shrek and It's been so long since I heard Donkey say "Ogres are like onions? Well if I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop me before I blinded you?"

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

I live right on the line between Colo and New. I was born in Ah

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

In 2007 this guy chewed his way free form a car wreck. Literally just google guy chew car crash or don't idk I'm not responsible for your search results

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

EEK IT IS GRANDFATHER!

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Remember the movie 9? The actor for this guy was urban exploring a farm and it fell on him. Rest easy now lil' chil 'd-god

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Cops can not catch you in one of these. No argument. I've been paying the bills with this thing for years

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

I am John Duracell. My namesake was stolen from me. I have nothing to do with electricity.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Inspector Gadget is just made form a bunch of salvation army shit

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

idc

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

twitter is advertising image making version 2 or some shit so I told it to make a very beautiful image of an ornate goblet in a decadent castle. Good job!

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

I LOVE going to Vegas but it HAS to be with other people's money. I do the thing where marry and get written into the will right before the end. If I win anything I triple down, I dont wanna take it home. Casinos love me so much it's funny.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Pday Stgation

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

It stinks like cigarettes wafting through the same ventilation shaft over and over in here.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Hey man, it's cool. It's all chill.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Okay but I don't NEED to know what this is I'm just trying to configure OBS studio to STEAM A FUCKING PEANUT COSTUME WHY ARE WE LOOKING AT THIS!

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

I didn't do it. Okay I did but it was behind closed doors. I have included a photograph of behind said closed doors. You can see I did it.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

every day I wake up and rapidly draw this down! I must have had a birthday pizza party here or something.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Me back in 73

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

Montimer is calling. Pick up.

[Pharaoh_Jack @Pharaoh_Jack]

If aktar no ulithar than craganor is molunar no ukitar of thalinar. Thinking... 🤔