Medieval Pharmer

Art-influenced snark on health care & current events. Fan of Middle English and Middle Earth. Apothecary. Follow for flippant remarks and humor.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@LibertySmith81 @capitalsqueenB @MelanieLittleH8 @MrsLibertyBell1 Relying on what you’ve heard is a fast way to make an ass of yourself online. The United States is a wonderful place. It’s wild to me that so many people believe the propaganda.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@LibertySmith81 Are you for real?

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@realteaemoji I don’t have kids and I wouldn’t attend this if a friend planned it. I’m an adult. I don’t need to have sleepovers with my friends for my birthday.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@iWomansplainer There is zero chance I would do something like this after marriage. 🤣

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@CMerandi What have I done? I take patients from doctors that other pharmacies can’t serve, I allow early refills so patients don’t run out on the weekend. I do every freaking thing I can while you type behind your screen all day.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@SiannaDit Your attitude makes sense, coming from the country with some of the worst food in Western Europe. Imagine being surrounded by Italy, France, and Germany and only being known for cheese and roßwurst/cheval.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@frankkolnacki No, because I’m not psycho.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@JM_speakss @Kurt_Kokain No he didn’t. The last line of his comment upended yours.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@JM_speakss Frankly, my dog makes me happier than any human ever has. He doesn’t have an attitude. He loves unconditionally. He’s always up for adventure. He licks my tears when I cry. You can’t beat it.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@DPrello You get ALOT for free in a pharmacy. It’s the only place where you can talk to a healthcare provider and not get charged for an office visit. And nobody is giving flu shots for free. That’s just Walgreens’ false marketing. They’re billing your insurance.

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

Tonight I'm researching the history of pasta.
This is going to be a disaster.
I had dinner hours ago but am already getting peckish.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@CMerandi The fact that they still have their medical license is proof that they were not harming patients and were unfairly targeted by the DEA. Physicians/pharmacists are really scared and you know who the ultimate fight is with. Attacking us all the time does not help. 2/2

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@CMerandi Yet I personally know physicians who lost their DEA licenses despite the fact that they were NOT running “pill mills” and were just trying to take care of their patients. So now they have a sign like that because they CAN’T prescribe. 1/

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@rorynotsorry Respectfully, as a healthcare provider, I would not assume that just because she isn’t losing weight faster, that it means she’s eating enough. She may certainly have a skewed perspective of portion size, but that doesn’t mean that she isn’t simultaneously malnourished.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@Technovangelist @Airbnb Dishes? Sure. Trash out? Sure. Stripping the bed? Get a grip.

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@zcahverse You were tricked. Also, are you like shampooing your panties? How does this even work?

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@miles_commodore If I call him sugar and he doesn’t honey me back, I’m absolutely offended.

[Lisa Foreman APRN-C @findmeabluebird]

Every pharmacy, clinic, and in-patient setting seems to have patient behavioral expectations verbiage displayed at check-in and on their websites. This was not a thing pre-2020. Here's one I was presented with recently:

[Medieval Pharmer @PharmTheeWell]

@SchmukQatarlson God forbid that anyone know my nationality.

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@rovabtw Mountain Dew