Diana Whelan-Naranjo

pathological people pleaser

[iza @wIwsfilm]

how being the office’s swiftie feels like this week

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Katya @katya_zamo]

As much as I will gobble up house of the dragon season 3 no matter what, it would be really cool if, over the course of the season, something or (maybe even a couple of things !) would happen! 🙏

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“I have been dreaming and fantasizing and in love with Bad Bunny”

[trash jones @jzux]

"do you have any hobbies" lately i've been really into panicking

[໊ @meishato]

women in stem (stress, turmoil, emotional distress, money deficiency)

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Hilary Clinton

[tommy ݁ᛪ༙ ethel cain stan @stolengrdenia]

i think i’m gonna die in this house

[Pop Base @PopBase]

November has begun.

[Jade @tsholyground]

Taylor in Actually Romantic

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

rip david lynch you would've loved the prophetic anxious dreams I'm having every night

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

Kissing ought to be treated similar to a smoke break , “Do you want to step outside for a kiss?” , “Let’s go to the balcony and kiss “,

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

lana del rey and ethel cain fighting while taylor swift announces the life of a showgirl

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

i need jill zarin to send me away to fat camp for a few weeks

[ravn @mfnravn]

i need them to invent an ibruprofen vape

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

shout out to all the purple hearts out there