Jason Welge

40, male, married to an amazing wife and have 2 incredible boys (11 & 14), retail pharmacist in St. Louis area.

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@RizzShow “Mixed Nuts,” spent 30-45 minutes thinking, “This is going to be funny any second now.” What a turd.

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@MatthewWelge Dude!!! I laughed so hard out loud at this!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@Big_Larr They have a tool like a slim Jim just for these locks but it failed. Again, 1st guy: 🤔, second guy: "This happens so much we have a tool!"

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@Big_Larr Door jams, U have to forcibly pull it shut. Could be vibration. Someone delivered to room after we left this AM so technically they did it.

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@Big_Larr 1st guy looked terrified and laughed @ Stacy when she asked if they have to saw it open. 2nd guy came w/ saw then beat it open w/ a wrench.

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@homeworkingmom Just a bit ago. "Engineering" had to come and break off the night latch.

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

So... no one is in our room, yet we came back to this! How can this happen? #ihopetheyhaveakeyforthat

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@AngryBirdsBlast 5/5, 35/35... "Maybe next time?" This level totally ripped me off!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

Mom: What's this a picture of? (rhetorically)
Nick: Well, I'm scoring a touchdown, he is breaking his ankles.

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@graytonbeer put this bottle too close to the freezer box in the hotel mini fridge. #bestslushieever!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@HereLiesMoon love the studio decor and the "Johnny" onesie! Sleep tight "big guy." #freemoon

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

Most entertaining thing at the Rams game tonight was the 11 ft tall Tom Green screaming "Unleash the fury!"

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

You know you're old when an album as generation-defining musically as Nirvana's "Nevermind" is playing on the classic rock station!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

I bet hemorrhoid is one of the most looked-up words in the medical speller, I thought today as I was looking it up.

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

Yes!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@AMCTheatres Krissy at the ticket window at Chesterfield 14 is doing an amazing job! Friendly and helpful!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

Big thanks to @TCalsGrafPix for the @TAJshow shirt on short notice! @TheUrgeRocks f-ing killed it last night!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@TCalsGrafPix @tajeff1 I i-mapped you, I'm good. I'll see you about 4:15 on Friday. Thanks!

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@TCalsGrafPix @tajeff1 I think a large will work, I get off work at 4:00 i will be coming from jeffco and tenbrook in Arnold. Where are you?

[Jason Welge @PharmaceuticalJ]

@TAJeff1 @tcalsgrafpix that would work too, I could pick it up in Arnold Friday after work.