Pharmacy quotes

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Patient: So what do you mean this medication is sensitive?
Me: Well...have you ever seen Mean Girls?
Patient: That bad, huh?
Me: Fraid so

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Young female patient: And can I drink on these antibiotics?
Me: *looks down at box of Flagyl-frowns*
Me:Why don't I buy you a drink?

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LP:He told me you closed him down.
PC:No Luke, I am your father's pharmacy

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PC:If you only knew the power of the chain side.Uniphar never told you what happened to your father's pharmacy
LP:He told me enough.

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Pharmacy Chain: Luke's Pharmacy,join me and together we can bring order to the industry
Luke's Pharmacy: I'll never join you #EpisodeV

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Good pharmacy days: (patient lists out loads of conflicting symptoms....hmmm)
Bad pharmacy days:which flavour gummy vitamins is best?

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I wish pharmacies had one of those Mr.Burns trapdoors for people who ever use the phrase "I don't see what the big deal is "

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Hey girl, are you a non-selective beta blocker?
Cuz you take my breath away
I think I'm choking....
Uh oh.....

[The Real Chronicler @RealChronicler]

Pharmacy customers complain about medicine costs http://t.co/mG4NAAGOhx #Pharmacy #Ireland #PharmacyProblems #News #Satire #pharmacist

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"I'm so fancy,
You already know,
I buy branded packs.
From Nexium to Lipitor" #WhooDahh #WhooDahh Pharm-A-C-Y

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Apparently using Frozen's "Let it go" was not an appropriate way to market new laxatives #WhosToKnow #pharmacyprobs

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"I don't have enough money can I just get the stomach ones?"-Angela Merkel

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"Winter is coming" said our sales manager, and ripped our antihistamines off the shelves #GameOfColds

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"Sorry, can I get the morning after pill?"-Wiz Khalifa

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"Can I get all six months now?"-Andy Dufresne

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"Do you have the smaller Exputex?"-Pele

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"Do I get a spoon now with that one?"-Miley Cyrus

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"Which are the ones now you put into water?"-George Washington

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"Is it alright if I drink on these?"-Mahatma Ghandi

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PHARMACY CHALLENGE: from now on you may not recommend any other pain relief besides Paracetamol 180mg suppositories......even if's an adult