TRAP STARx

If you love drugs and you're a hypochondriac, you're probably a pharmacy student or a pharmacist and you should follow me.

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It's been a while. Thank for taking over my life, pharmacy school. I can now commence to tweeting bullshit.

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When you say "drugz is lyfe bruh" and the only people who can understand you are crackhead panhandlers #pharmacyproblems #pharmacyschool

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Apple products are beginning to suck ass #pharmacyschoolproblems

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When you celebrate nailing all the alcoholic fatty liver disease exam questions with a case of beer #pharmacyschool

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Residency is eh, but ambulatory care and retail are my niche. Phuck accolades. I care about people and patient interaction. #pharmacyschool

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Managed to sleep an entire hour last night. One phucking hour. #pharmacyschool #phamacyproblems #firstworldproblems #adult #adultproblems

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When you're studying for exams and get lost in your iTunes library #pharmacyschool

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Using cocaine as an example of a drug in a lecture won't make students more excited. If anything, student don't care! #pharmacyschool

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When you go to the library to study for exams and it's so depressing that you decide to go back home to study #pharmacyschool

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When spelling counts to teach you about medication errors, but your professor still misspells amoxicillin. #pharmacyschool

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DVT is my new motivation for getting out of bed #pharmacyschool

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There will never be a medicine that is potent enough for me to give a shit.

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When you don't want to go to lecture because it's basic info you can google, but attendance is mandatory #pharmacyschool

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I should look at some notes for tomorrow's exam, but I probably won't. #pharmacyschool

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It feels better helping a total stranger than someone you know. There is no emotional attachment. You help them because you care. #pharmacy

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Feel guilty about skipping your work out to study? Just read about inflammatory bowel disease to kill your appetite. #pharmacyschool

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Having trouble sleeping? @MieshaTate can put you to sleep quicker than Ambien. #UFC196

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Nothing is more fun than being assigned "busy work" on rotations #pharmacyschool

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Another day, another exam. #pharmacyschool

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Nothing is quite as fun as studying a 100 slide PowerPoint for one question on an exam #sarcastictweet #pharmacyschool