Phasile Mthembu

▪I speak fluent sarcasm ▪Show me the rules; I'll show you how to break them ▪Time is money, don't waste it reading my bio

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@Am_Blujay We usually see either the husband being too excited or the wife excessively pulling the dance moves.... but this? 🥺😩 Seeing both of them so STRESSED?

Between the two, who suggested they get married? 🤦‍♀️ definitely the parents 😒

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@AtleNyatlo Bathong! Wena 🤩🥰
Gotchu Brother! 👊❤️

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@priyareadss Physical Book all the way 🙋‍♂️ and I'm still a strong believer of bookshelves at home...

Even G-d himself can never succeed in convincing me otherwise on this one...

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@KingMntungwa She's preaching 🤞👌

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@byathiii I don't know, I'm probably the only one, but I genuinely can only drink it once a day and it must be before 7am, anything "coffee" after that? even smells horrible, I can never have a second cup, let alone 4th Ma'am 😂

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@newstart_2024 No, mina I truly hear him.
What I didn't know is, you have to allow yourself to be "stupid" and not try to counter argue. Very interesting 🤔

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@Nomathemba__ Don't hurt me 🥺

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@Milla__K You guys sleep and wake up for umbedo, everyday, honestly 🤞😩🤣🤣

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@whereicy Better Call Saul? 🤷‍♂️

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@AtleNyatlo Been there since you & B* forced me to have WhatsApp during Covid, so I don't know how the other side feels like, don't even know how the blue tick or showing online feels like 🙃😂

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@ThusoMbedu 😭😭😭😭 Cremate my body as he wipes his face over his glasses 😭 Dammit I laughed!!!!

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@n_makhubele Making chicken filets is probably your thing, maybe let's explore that ❤️🏃‍♂️

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@muheediva01 035 55 11 662 😭🤣

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@Polymarket Truly disrespectful 😡😥

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@AgadezOf @Moshe_Meso You see it too! 😂

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@Nomathemba__ 🏃🏃😂😂

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@Nomathemba__ Did we give the same person? Because I know this pain too well 😒

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@luphumlongcayis Beautiful 👌❤️

[Phasile Mthembu @PhasileM]

@destinyzee I've always know that Mathematics was a language, I just never thought I'd ever hear anyone speak the language, with all of us understanding every word. 😂❤️

This was cute! 🤩