Phat Samosa

Sallmad

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

Me when I meet the CEO of pre-marital sex

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇨🇦 OFFICIAL: Canada beat South Africa and qualify to World Cup RO16!

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[💎🇵🇹 @TJayyyy_1]

Arsenal’s style of play in:
22/23 23/24 24/25

[E @utd_Eman]

Till the wheels fall off

[𝑨 @UtdAbzy]

You just had to be there

[Cam @TrickyRed96]

Never once moaned, would pocket world class wingers on a regular basis forcing them to change sides to avoid him. Seen him make tackles I didn’t even think were humanly possible. Wish him the best AWB.

[Luk @luk__22]

I am not ready for Wan Bissaka to West Ham “Here We Go”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Erik ten Hag stays as Manchester United manager, decision has been made.

Ten Hag has been informed after final decision by INEOS.

Contract talks will also follow, as @David_Ornstein has reported.

Ten Hag will be Man United manager for next season.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵�� Bernardo Silva, Rúben Dias, João Palhinha, Nélson Semedo, Toti Gomes, Rafael Leão, Bruno Fernandes and Gonçalo Ramos won’t play the second game for Portugal.

These players have been allowed to return to their clubs.

[Gun-Woo 🥷💥 @MBeezyGMT]

If I’m Sancho I’m phoning ten Haag tonight to just breath down the phone then hang up

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

@FabrizioRomano 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

@RickhanOscar99 The recipes there. Once højlund comes back he will be comfy enough to cook

[shush @sburty12]

saw a clip from heartstopper, god the nostalgia

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

@nd_______01 It’s not ridiculous to say that

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

@FabrizioRomano @RikiYanagida

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

The amount of support I’m seeing for Greenwood is baffling me…

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

Corteiz vests. That is all

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

@Jonade21 Fuck u mean

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Never thought I’d end this week with Fred and Phil Jones being my favourite United players

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Rangnick: “Cavani will definitely NOT leave in January. We spoke about Edi and he knows that I will definitely not let him go — we will definitely need Edi. He’s amazing” 🔴 #MUFC

“I told him from the very first day, for me he is a highly important player. He’s staying”. #Cavani

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

Reload it

[Phat Samosa @PhatSamosa]

Christmas season has never felt like Christmas season since 2012.