P h @ u l k n e r

• esther tried in vain to pacify the mob •

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

Tried to take a break last night but instinctually posted a nature video. Then the news today. This isn’t a “me” tweet, just a reminder it is time to log off for a while. See you guys this summer. DM me your info if we haven’t & you want to stay in touch! #SanityNeverCameHisWay

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Watch the governor of Texas go to the gun rally this week.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

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@LeaderMcConnell Pinche Mitch

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@waterz_muddy Oh right I forgot how in control we are. We were just reminded last week. @Sen_JoeManchin

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GOP won’t kill a fetus but doesn’t mind killing tons of school kids.

I guess any length of capitalistic consumption is better than nothing.

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

@WUTangKids Full disclosure it’s not (Guilford VT) but it’s about five miles from my house.

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

n e i g h b o r h o o d

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@elonmusk Contrary? Have you ever seen Idiocracy or see Cletus on the Simpson’s??

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I’ll be right back…

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

@dbennett823 He’s due

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Me looking for Jayson Tatum tonight ☘️

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@Vagaboundreamer @BerlinResist @MeachamDr 🏆

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

“My Dearest,

Alas. the mood in camp has turned bleak. We are proud to be defending our presidents honor against the vile Democrats, but they ran out of sweet tea and honey buns again. I do not know how long we can persist in these conditions.”

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

Act I: Church loses tax exempt status

Act II: Church asks members of the congregation to give more because god

Act III: Church mocks government for not needing tax exempt status

Final act: Minister drives off in a different Ferrari after sermon

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

@NoLieWithBTC MORE OF THESE PLEASE

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I just found a picture of my dad from 13 years ago and he’s sitting in the exact same position in the exact same spot. The only difference is a newer chair.

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

@dijcrap @bubbbafat It’s a no-brainer. Part of the experience is dealing with our insufferable community anyway.

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

@bubbbafat Shit didn’t see the camp part but I don’t sleep on tour so…

[P h @ u l k n e r @Phaulkner]

@bubbbafat Easily # 2. Homie is paying for the gas and I’ll see him in the car right before take off and until arrival.