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[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Calling us racist doesn’t work anymore.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A non-enhanced athlete, Hunter Armstrong, won 1st place in the Men’s 50m Backstroke at the Enhanced Games while competing against athletes using testosterone, steroids, and other PEDs.

[D @D09119713]

In CA we pay the highest gas taxes, have crappy roads, overgrown weeds, trash & graffiti everywhere. But hey, at least we got Caltran employees driving around in Rivians all day…smh

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FINAL: Braves 7, #Dodgers 2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Santiago Muñez @mozkid8]

Is there no Mexicans in Oklahoma???

WHAT KIND OF TACOS ARE THESE?

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

“Congratulate them Braves again on winning that World Series for us. That was a great deal.”

— Dale Earnhardt Sr.

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Our 3B coach getting down with the base runner is awesome 😭😭 shoutout to Tommy Watkins

[Invincible News @InvincibleIntel]

Thragg when he sees what he has to pay for Gas:

“I CHOOSE DEBT”

[Mets Moods @MetsMoods]

Person who has never watched the Mets in their life:

[MFE @ATLhoe12345]

Longest losing streak in the league going from the Mets to the Phillies

[Trey Day @Yesavage2HOF]

He’s a Dodger fan????

[Zion @zionszzn]

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fvcking snack wrap oh stupid btch.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

FINAL: Braves 9, Phillies 0

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

A healthy Waffle House staff could go toe to toe with the Avengers

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Cockroach warns that insects could infest your kitchen.

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

They shut down the government to stop the release of the Epstein files, but are working through the middle of the night so they don’t lose their power spy on you through secret courts.

When Congress has the votes, Trump will sign it.

No one is coming to save you.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons, companies should focus on removing ingredients linked to cancer from their products.

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Why aren't Republicans deporting them?