Colby Forsgren

Above average intelligence, below average attention span.

[Forsgren's Pheasants @forpheasants]

1st hatch of the year! Cool Melanistic chick!

[Colby Forsgren @PheasantMan55]

@MeatSauce1 @Chris_Hawkey

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@Twins

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@PaulCharchian

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@Kel_Sauce

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@KFANFIGHTS This you??

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How did Rugrats get away with a nakey lady poster in one of their early episodes!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #Nickelodeon

[Mark Kowalski @cycle_cruiser]

If I had a $1 for everytime Ed Donatell blitzed this season I’d have $8… Not even enough to buy a 12er of beer

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@RADonaldson You’re forgetting Spurgeon Wynn…

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@haley_darling Pretty sure they’re just 3/5’s of NSYNC…

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Over/under is 2.5 dead bodies in Steve Bellichick’s deep freezer. #Vikings

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@leezle13 8-9 if we keep this up 🙄

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I don’t smoke, but need a damn cigarette after that game. #Vikings

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@TommyO53 Business idea: buy a food truck and call it TO’S CHOS!!

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Will I see a Championship from any of the 4 major mens sports teams in my lifetime?

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@taylermichels I find this unsurprising since any message longer than a minute long is still referred to as a Tayler Michels message at the farm. 😂

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It’s that kind of cold that makes the shower water running off my love handles ice cold by the time it reaches my feet. 🥶

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@cycle_cruiser

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@nacholeber Did the @MeatSauce1 robot hack your Twitter account?