Phebe Fiorellino

The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up...

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Teacher: "Look, its One Direction!" Everyone: "Oh my God, where!?" Teacher: "Now that I have your attention, let's talk about math."

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

A picture speaks a thousand words. But with photoshop it tells a thousand lies.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

The man who discovered milk... What was he doing with that cow?

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Woah that was close... I almost gave a fuck.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

"Wow, you're cool." RT if you read that in a sarcastic voice.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

I tried to send you something sexy through the mail but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

English: Hello. Spanish: Hola. French: Bonjour. Japanese: Konnichiwa. Chinese: Nî Hâo. Italian: Ciao. Me: What's up, bitch?

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Me: "I'm going to take a nap for just half an hour." ..... *Wakes up February 5th, 2096.*

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." RT if you love your Mom. <3

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

People who text back instantly. I like that shit.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Cheating isn't always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you gotta delete text messages so your partner won't seem em, you're already there

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

I want to be your idea of perfect.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

I'm not jealous, but when something is mine, it's mine.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

If you can't understand my silence, you will never understand my words.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Jealousy means I actually give a damn about you...

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

It's sad how it won't ever be the same between us.

[Phebe Fiorellino @PhebeFiorellino]

Sometimes I wish you were in my place just to know how I feel.