larry carwash

A cool dude. I’m loosing my mind.

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Pickle? Nah man you got one with like a lady on it?

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

I’m so hot and bothered because a car ran into my house

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

People be like “Japan is living in 2050” I’m living in a jail cell for throwing quarters at a baby’s soft spot

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

I just gave birth to my 3rd son

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Such a fat fuck highkey think of losing weight for like a day then give up in an hour

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

I’m working on stuff so ignore these ramblings

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Yeah what the hell keep playing your little games, every other one that I’ve had did the same, but now you are dead just a small shot in the head and now you’ll be forgotten like a sock under the bed. See you and me could’ve been something but now you are nothing. Bitch

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

People are talking to me through my remote

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Bringing a whistle to the cuck chair incase my team needs a time out

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Just watching some looney toons

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Me husbands Willy is unterly rubbish I haven’t had a good wank in a minute

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

I think we should just get rid of teeth for a day and just see what happens

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

You never ate at my house unless you found computer parts in the soup

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Whatever happened to Alabama I remember when the word of the day was apple

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Jared fogel will be coming to our boys summer camp on may 13th! We are so excited to have him as a special guest speaker!

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Also known as the virus with no known cure I fed it to my pet cat then I stepped on an ant

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

I once chopped my crack so much I chud

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Just got done eating a piece of cake god I’m such a small fat

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Yeah I put a camera in the shower

[larry carwash @Phelan113]

Hello my name is Larry car wash I love my wife even though she died 23 years ago