probably: phil

just a boy scrollin mindlessly

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[Pharros @pharr0s]

@Dexerto How your parents look at you when you tell them you have to retake Valorant class due to bad grades

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When you text her 'i'm free all weekend' and she replies 'Good, get some rest' 😭

[amore @aamoreteric]

asked my friend what if i’m faking my ocd and i don’t actually have it and she was like “i don’t think you would consciously choose to act the way you act”

[foil @foilust]

looking at my endgame results after 3 “idgaf i only pull whom i want” patches

[Mari @mrcapsaveahoe1]

It ain’t that hot nigga

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

I just found out that if you end up in a mental institution, all your debts get cancelled 😭

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

it’s 92° outside and i’m hearing thunder. It’s finna be raining bone broth outside.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The real estate agent whose face SpongeBob & Patrick played in has been revealed to be named Janet.

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

MY DRAGON NIGGAS!!!

Driggas, if you will

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

helaena would've been so happy being raised amongst rhaenyra's children instead she got stuck with hitler and netenyahu

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

alicent trying to blend in with the smallfolk to escape kl in episode 2

[☁‧₊˚⭑⚝ @fuckmxri]

FOUND IT BY PURE COINCIDENCE

[Lillers✨ @Lillipie101]

tomodachi life couples:

[nasatun @nasatunxt]

and frankie triggers it the fastest i stg

[adan @ahh_adan]

the only eternal sunshine tour ticket i can afford

[Swamp Princess🐊 @officialdoechii]

yup, easily my own biggest fan ! 😂

[xia @xiazfan]

imagine being a fat nigga in this heat

[𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥. 🇧🇷 @paigezxmbie]

Woke up thinking about Alicent trying to discreetly leave Kings Landing by blending in with the poor people all while dressed in archival Christian Dior head to toe.