Phil Dulles, Esq.

Disbarred (allegedly) Attorney. Amateur Twitter Guru. Fearer of God. Husband to my legal property Amanda Amber Dulles. Phil Dulles, yes.

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

My neighbor Clint has a gray car. Well, it was red but it’s all bondo gray at this point. Hehe. I give him a hard time because he says he’ll fix it and never does. ‘71 Plymouth Road Runner. Never seen it run the road yet! Parked on his front lawn since 1993

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

I’m spotting many gray cars on the roadways lately. Never before. Sure, you would see silver cars, but not gray like you do nowadays. @yelp set my initial rating of gray cars at 4 stars

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

@BMonahanWSB @ajc @wsbtv Thanks Brian. Hoping they’ll stay dry down at @TruistPark for the @Braves game

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

I perhaps started this trend. Clogged my room toilet with a particularly egregious dookie in the last moments of my stay at the Houston Adam’s Mark in ‘89. Left a 20 spot on the bathroom sink and went on with my day

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

@LauraKronen Kind of a dim bulb aren’t you? It’s ok there’s a lot of dim bulbs in this light show of life, but they don’t all decide to home school their children. Praying for them and y’all

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

Perhaps I have popped a cork too early (🍷) but some of y’all’s yards are not nearly large enough 2 necessitate a riding mower. Several of y’all, in fact. Get some steps in and mow like a real man. I have a vast yard of lush fescue so I do ride, yes. Cheers on this blessed Sunday

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

I was able to detect the subtle flavor notes in the different #vaccine labels and their varietals despite the denial of my wife Amanda Amber Dulles that I was able to do so #WhatsNew The palate of Phil Dulles is #advanced #Moderna #Pfizer #JNJ

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

Thank you @Twitter a lot has changed since I was last active on y’all’s site but it is good to be back

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

My friend Little Wayne opened an epoxy resin / woodcraft business during COVID. He named the business after his old marihuana pipe: “John The Resinator” I do not partake in #devilLettuce but it is a clever name indeed. He received $13,588 in PPP loans and deserves every penny

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

Hey @FanDuel as we await college football kickoff on this fine Saturday, over/under on # of glasses of wine I imbibed prior to snapping my profile photo? 🍷#talkinfootball #talkinwine

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

@Data_Jack @RpsAgainstTrump Well said, Jack

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

✅White
✅Christian
✅Conservative
❌Trump Supporter
✅Dulles

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Washington Post columnist condemns ‘White, conservative Christians’ for allying with Trump https://t.co/3549N2vinn

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

Phil Dulles

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

donuts

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

During the #pandemic I do admit I wore a mask (with skepticism) But when I went out for the mail I wore a mask with a hole in it so I could stick my tongue out at my neighbor Terry, a top notch menace and thorn in my side. I’m not worried of him seeing this he’s not on twitter

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

What possible target audience do you attempt to reach with this posting of such an easy question? Thumbs down to this low-effort post, I expected better from you @remingtonarms

[Remington @RemingtonArms]

Can you identify this cartridge?

IG 📷 mt.guns

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

How presumptuous you are @twitter that you assume I’d prefer to read tweets in anything other than American English. @yelp please downgrade my 5 star rating of Twitter to 4.5 stars

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

Thank you for the follow @realjohnbacon if I have any hot tips for news related items I will certainly give you the insider scoop for @USATODAY

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

Thank you Gary. Hope you and the family are doing well. Be blessed, stay blessed

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Hope everyone is having a nice day so far ❤️☀️

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

I would fill it with #wine! What do you assume, I’m stockpiling juice boxes and Gatorades in my 6,500 bottle cellar? Get real @WineEnthusiast I didn’t come back on Twitter only to find you posing ridiculous questions with obvious answers. Please make better tweets

[WineEnthusiast @WineEnthusiast]

How would you fill up a 6,500 bottle wine cellar?😍

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

This was the last Twitter intercept I fired off on this website. Seems like a lifetime ago. I’ll catch y’all up on the goings-on inside the mind of #PhilDulles in the coming days. Until then, be blessed and stay blessed. Your brother in Christ, @PhilDulles

[Phil Dulles, Esq. @PhilDulles]

I do appreciate @realDonaldTrump promise to unlock the mysteries of #space I am not a Trump supporter but I like his pro-space stance