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[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

1 day out of a mental health unit and he appoints himself director of a dormant company with assets of £2.
Talk about getting your affairs in order for the incoming

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: David Walliams attempted to commit suicide and was twice detained under the Mental Health Act after being approached for comment about the sexual allegations

18 May 2026 - The Guardian and ITV sent a letter to Walliams asking him to comment on allegations he prayed on young women and girls. After receiving these letters, he attempted suicide. He was later admitted to a private psychiatric hospital as a voluntary patient

Summer 2026 - Walliams absconds from the private hospital and attempts suicide again. Later in the summer he is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment and later transferred to an NHS hospital for treatment

10 September 2026 - Walliams is discharged from the NHS hospital after it is deemed that continued detention under the Mental Health Act is not necessary

16 October 2026 - A High Court preliminary hearing takes place ahead of an expedited trial over whether Walliams should be named. He is granted anonymity pending the trial

22 October 2026 - Walliams is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment again and transferred to an NHS hospital

27 October 2026 - A two-day trial in London takes place

3 November 2026 - The judge dismisses the bid for an injunction but grants permission to appeal until 9 November at 4:30pm

9 November 2026 - Walliams fails to appeal by 4:30pm

10 November 2026 - The Guardian and ITV publish the allegations at 12pm

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@EstherMcVey1 You need to allow a bank to see your bank accounts and credit reports when you get a mortgage.
Why can’t they insist on it for getting money from the state?

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@tomhfh Sheffield to Manchester is a bigger joke than this.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Millwall fans have a new song.

🎶Millwall boys are on a bender🎶
🎶Russell Brand is a sex offender🎶

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@FinanceTiger Yes they will.
They have to be seen to be doing something which isn’t out of step with the rest of the major economies.

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@MortgageMikeN2 BOE is mainly increasing Base Rate due to pressure from other central banks. It doesn’t want to be the outlier.
Most banks think 2 x 0.25% increases.
Base Rate could be back down in 2028, even lower than today’s 3.75%.

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@NoContextBrits The gap in the middle used by teachers to evacuate the kid who was sick on the floor

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@rubbishposting Which fly tipper would charge someone the 26p?

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@Vocal_GenX Thanking veterans for their service is just cringy anyway.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Twitter will never be defeated.

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@DerylLynn Having to open the office front and back doors for 15 minutes of every hour to create a wind tunnel, ensuring the office was ventilated.

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@TheTwatRises Coincidentally, none of said drum bangers are in the go-to cohort that would be drafted.
Funny that.

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@thecoastguy Except it won’t apply to him

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@CroftsR XR3i 👌🏼

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Children are best served having 1 teacher each school year. Good teachers identify how to teach certain students in their class to get the best out of them.
Disrupting this is not good for students.
Plus there’s loads of welfare/medical issues that get missed swapping teachers

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@Alexarmstrong Nothing will happen even if he is found to be lying.

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

Truly the worst penalty run-up I've ever seen

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@jonbrooks And yet is still takes conveyancers over 4 months to complete the legal process, despite having fewer cases on their desks.

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@IainDale Man of the people

[Phil 250 @PhilG250]

@LeeHurstComic Texas