Phil

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally You're right. I hadn't thought about it like that.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally Don't you trust your government?

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally Embarrasing?
https://t.co/6GBJqcmL13

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally Is it narrated by Kathy bates?

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally They're ahead of the game.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally But he died on a toilet. It's fun for the whole family.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally Great for star gazing

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@gay4chickfila *ruff

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@gay4chickfila I've never opened a pack of bacon and thought "I'm going to save some of this for later."

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally It's the humidity for me.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

Somehow my entire instagram feed is men dressed like women and Trixie Mattel.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally And the lord shall smite the cracker eaters with cotton mouth and a scarcity of juice.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally Heathen! You waste butter on crackers when noodles are within your grasp?

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally Rocko and Ren & Stimpy are responsible for my entire sense of humor.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@gay4chickfila There was marble sized hail like 30 min ago. WTF

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@gay4chickfila Cook food. Eat some now. Eat some later.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

Dry and dusty, I am a capsule of energy.

[Phil @PhilGaudet]

@og_naturally But, muh ego.

[Mama Crass @KatPapaJohns]

2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart

2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart

2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot

2023: to the left

2024: take it back now y'all

2025: cha cha real smooth