My Nightmare

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Penn State has fired James Franklin, ESPN reports❌

https://t.co/wjNmw70rK8

[Kels. @KelseyStauffer]

He couldn’t believe what he was hearing but stayed supportive. Find yourself a friend like Rick. #TheWhiteLotus

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

My birth dad really did put the "dad" in skaDADdle.😂

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

can you please delete this you are humiliating him

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

Ladies.. if you want him to eat the pussy like groceries.. you have to wash it like dishes.

[CJ @youarethejokes]

Look, I know we all hate January but I beg you to remember that February is so awful they made it shorter than all the others just to be done with it sooner.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I say “well, hello there” to pretty ladies I see because I don’t have a tail to wag.

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

Myspace actually made us rank our top friends. some app should bring it back, but the opposite.
let that bottom 8 know they're on thin fucking ice

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is.. your ID and an idiot

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

Sorry I missed your call… I was watching it ring till it stopped.

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet..
but only for like 20 seconds..
and only once

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

If your girl ever tells you to do whatever you want.. the last thing you should do (and I can’t stress this enough) is whatever you want

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

I swear.. every girl has a sex trafficking story.. “three men were following me around Walmart the other day!” Bitch that’s security .. stop stealing

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

Remember ladies, Christmas is over. If you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

I hate when ugly people are listening to nasty songs..
ain’t nobody doing all that to you

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

Being a girl must be so easy: watch TikTok, crash car, text 7 dudes, eat sushi & lie

[My Nightmare @PhilGordonPhoto]

Be your own secret santa with ambien and amazon

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”