The Goonering

im very very gooner coded
satire
im playing s character
stories are made up
like in Minecraft

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@Dj15851Johnson And also Chris Cornell hates you people from the grave.

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@Dj15851Johnson I hate all religions.
Mayo, sports ball and child brides aren't culture.
You dont know dick squat about history.

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@onorma_ Labor

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@AnitaParve57846 Wait am I also there in my bed?

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@Shrine_Kumi Yeah that adds up

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@nekirochkka Does virgin have some new meaning im unaware of? Another gen z update? Skibidi virgin?

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@pjalphareacts I was a shell in the before time in the long long ago.

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https://t.co/qFaKEmh8F5

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@BrookeMH__ Her bulge is giving me weird feelings. Sportin a partial chubby ngl

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@AmiriKing Fuck that. I ain't living in a world without BBQs

[The Goonering @PhilGregg8]

@PamelaxxBrenda Sweet this is way easier

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@LeeKing19318432 Oh damn you CODE!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

[The Goonering @PhilGregg8]

@Sakibbiu 🙁

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@UberLyftPromo What has two thumbs and just cranked Hogg to the hawk tuah girl.

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@BoldogCrypto09 @BrickCenter_ I know right like i totally prefer football players. They're muscles are all bulgy and sinewy...and taut.dammit now im a faggot

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@Dougie57650855 @MitchM70 @WesternStandard That was my nickname in college

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@nunya_bidness41 @yuhrott @JamieBonkiewicz Goddammit the gooner code states i gotta try to masturbate to this post. I dont make the rules i just obey them.

[The Goonering @PhilGregg8]

@Arrya_Graham Im doing an enema and then living the fucking American fucking dream motherfuckers!!!!!! Woooooooooo!(like Rick flair)

[The Goonering @PhilGregg8]

@2_stroke_kayy @tifastarr Do you know they are men because of how hard your cock gets when you deepthroat that girldick.

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@MissNavila_73 Yes mam. What's the question?