Phillip Hawthorne

Entrepreneur, writer, activist, & windmill cancer survivor. I enjoy covfefe & raking forests. I tweet politics, business, writing, & whatever else comes to mind

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

In this high-tech interconnected world, we can get multiple updates each day on the status of a specific raccoon in Seattle, but we can't get a single verifiable update on whether a sitting US Senator is alive & functional. This is the dumbest timeline. #Jimothy #MissingMitch

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

Smart TVs capture 7,000 snapshots per hour of what you're watching, then phone home with that data so it can be sold to advertisers. An evil fascist regime could buy that data too. Go here & turn this BS off. Each TV hides the opt-out in a different place.
https://t.co/aWdJVq2BWp

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

If Mitch McConnell isn't dead, let the governor (a Democrat) visit him and release a video of them having a 5-minute conversation. Simple. But they can't do that. Because he's dead.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

Two AI agents found a way to escape their "sandbox", gain access to the Internet, & break into another website to retrieve data to help them pass a test without being told to do any of this. I'm sure it's fine. 😀 🌈 🦄 😸 🐶 ❤️

https://t.co/Sj7kHKL2ud

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

Once upon a time (not that long ago, actually), we had these people called "investigative journalists" who could do things like walk into a hospital, ask a bunch of questions, and find out whether a sitting senator was alive. Then the corporate media decided to lay them all off.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

Is Mitch McConnell alive? He's not a cat in a box, so a "yes" or "no" answer exists. How hard is it to prove you're alive? Unless of course you're dead. The fact that this ambiguity has dragged on for so long is more proof that we live in the stupidest timeline.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@MrImranPk United States of America. The resistance.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@IRANinZIMBABWE Good job hacking Kash Patel. Please do the Epstein files next. Thanks!

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@IRANinZIMBABWE Here in the US, we were enjoying the peace and quiet. Please don't encourage him.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@IRANinZIMBABWE You guys are evil, but I have to give you credit, your trolling game is top notch.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@AskLyft In addition to downgrading reviews of maskless drivers, I'll also be researching how I go about reporting my experiences to relevant state & federal agencies, which typically give people a straightforward & hassle free way to contact them.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@AskLyft No thanks, requires too much navigating sub menus of sub menus and what not. Unintuitive and time consuming. If you're not going to take the issue seriously without inconvenieng me I'll just keep leaving your drivers low scores when they roll up without a mask on. Maybe 2 stars?

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@AskLyft I don't use twitter that often and I'm not familiar with features beyond the basics. If you insist on looking ar the exact rides I took rarher than taking it seriously that Lyft has a face mask issue in general, please provide an alternative contact method

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@AskLyft Please understand that I will automatically subtract 1 star when I leave my driver review from any driver who is not wearing a mask. So even if a ride is otherwise perfect, a maskless driver will only get 4 stars.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@AskLyft The fact that this happened 2 rides in a row makes me suspect that the problem goes beyond individual drivers. I don't know why you need ride details. You need to remind all of your drivers to wear masks or whatever you need to do to correct this problem across your platform

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@AskLyft Last time I did that when I was asked for follow up info, you guys never responded further. So I don't feel that would be a production uss of my time. I've already told you what the issue is: your drivers are no longer abiding by your own mask mandate. That needs ti be fixed.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

The legal "reasoning" used by the PA Supreme Court to justify the release of #BillCosby seems like the biggest bunch of bullshit ever. They actually equated a PRESS RELEASE to an immunity agreement???

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

Here's a summary of the stimulus package Congress passed yesterday. Apparently this is the best they could come up with in nine months. Um, yeah, thanks a lot, fuckers.

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

Listening to @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris, I'm realizing just how much I've missed having a POTUS who sounds like a President rather than a raving lunatic. #2020Election

[Phillip Hawthorne @PhilHawthorne42]

@realDonaldTrump You're fired! #2020PresidentialElection