Phil James

Proud Dad, proud Yorkshireman, proud (but more often than not disappointed) boro fan

[Phil James @PhilJamesgo]

Long drive for @QuicklyKevin live. Fortunately I drive a Jaguar XJ8, 3.2, the sports version; 3.2 litre AJ-V8 all alloy engine. Classic colour interior theme, fluted leather seats, contrast colour keyed facia, figured walnut veneer. As good a motor as you can hope to drive.

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@ColinGPaterson I used to think Westlife were singing ‘waking up inside you’ in flying without wings

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@MarcDennis86 @paddyraffcomedy

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@inrictus So you’re now Ryan Dorigo?

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@Chris_BoroUTB And yet our away kit that season was one of my favourites

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@GrabberGower @richardajkeys @beINSPORTS_EN Eni?

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@Atco64 @RhysTheSaint It’s Coventry who stayed up because of the decision that I’ve harboured an irrational grudge for for nearly 30 years

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@WestminsterWAG Christ, there’s doubling down and then there is this

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@cals2204 Nugent scored at Fulham in that kit before we got rid of him-should have kept him for that season

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@sarahfinn8 There were probably three occasions in which they had gone for it and left massive gaps at the back which even average players would be able to capitalise on but when the ball came to him the moves broke down every time

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@Boro_Breakdown We would be second right now if it wasn’t for that penalty at Ipswich so tonight’s result feels quite galling

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@jimmy__mcintosh Keys-that’s a good idea. I was looking for my bollocks.

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@AllTheTicket @BBCTeesSport @grok Love it

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@untypicalboro You’ve accidentally put a 2006 shirt there and 2006 was only five years ago so can’t count as retro

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@Craigyrobbo81 Two minutes after the pen 😂

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@DuaneStorey @AmusedToDeath1 And she got that wrong as well because he froze to death and didn’t drown-she is so full of shit

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@Boro Give the referee credit-he’s been desperate to give them a decision like that but he’s bided his time and waited for the opportunity and he’s been clinical when it’s come

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@showbiz411 @LewisCapaldi

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@DanLewis1999 @Pompey We could kick off with your entire team, still celebrating in our goalmouth and we still wouldn’t score

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@EzzyMUFC You’re going to lose your shit when you see your first penalty being taken