Phil Katrandjian

Former Client Partner @ Twitter. Never on schedule, but always on time

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

Seattle Police and King County Sheriff’s Office on scene with barricaded subject in the 800 block Northwest 54th Street. KCSO Detective sustained gunshot wound. Transported to the hospital and in stable condition. Please stay out of the area. More information when available.

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

Congrats to my sister on her newly published work! Whether it’s stories defending women’s reproductive rights or this letter to her daughter on embracing identity, I’m always blown away by the power and weight of her words. Lusinè is lucky to have such a role model for a Mom!

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

It’s so refreshing seeing @jonstewart back on tv, voicing what so many of us are screaming into the void

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Guy Fieri when someone gives him a dish with a fried egg on it

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

Commenting “so brave” on the most cringe worthy LinkedIn posts is my new favorite pastime.

I just hope one day I can find the confidence to comment “yikes.”
#thotleaders

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GOAT?

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

GUESSED THE FIRST SONG!!! LETS GO!

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

I just hope @rihanna has fun

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

Time to book a flight home. WE GOT SOME CELEBRATING TO DO BAYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://t.co/dDR4u56FCb

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

@minieoreos This really made me laugh 😂

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

Holy shit. It’s been 3 months (!!) and my unemployment money has finally been approved and transferred into my account. I feel like an enormous weight has been lifted off my chest; and can breathe again. Sweet baby Jesus drinks on me tonight.
✨b l e s s u p ✨

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

Seattle friends! I’ll be joining @olihazard on stage next week at the Crocodile to play a few songs. If you’re around, come see the show!

Oliver Hazard - Dandelion (Live at 34 N. River Road) https://t.co/lwFPDAXdEt via @YouTube

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

Good news with nobody to tell is an instant reminder why being in a relationship is so fantastic. It’s those little moments throughout the day that give it meaning. Otherwise, what’s the point?

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

@hayes 😂 spot on

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

@adeezy81 Jesus. Meanwhile, Aaron in DR living the GOOD life!

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https://t.co/FicXBI2Zfr

[Clo @_c_l_o__]

Circles by Mac Miller was released 3 years ago today

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

Anyone in #Seattle white water kayak and know the best place or way to get started? I have plenty of experience sea/kayaking, not so much white water kayaking. I’m itching to make this a regular weekend hobby. PNW is the best place for it, too. #whitewaterkayaking

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Changing your mind should be celebrated. People call each other out over past contradictory statements like it's a big gotcha or a sign of hypocrisy and fraud. Maybe sometimes, but much more often it's a sign of growth, humility, and willingness to learn and integrate new info.

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

@Leighladi You’ve been gone too long, Leigh!

[Phil Katrandjian @PhilKardashian]

#Phish coming to Seattle April 14/15 followed by #Goose April 20/21.

If this doesn’t end my relationship, idk what will!

[Mike Gordon @mike_gordon]

I’ll be there!