Phil Kendrick

Walkerholic from day 1. It's coming. Again.

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#SportierQuotes

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that badmitton net!"

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#GeekyBroadwayShows

Jesus Christ Supercollider

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#WhatWouldBasicJesusDo

Our Father's Will.

And so should we.

Duh.

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#IfLifeHadASoundtrack I'd also ask for a laugh track, so people could tell when I'm being funny.

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#IfLifeHadASoundtrack then life really would be just like TV .

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#IfLifeHadASoundtrack

I think it does, but it's different for each person.

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#StandUpComicABand

REDD Hot Chili Pepper FOXX

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#ElectionSchmovies

Harper Valley SJW

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#MyLastWords

"Something doesn't feel right."

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Or Walker

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#DebatableDebates
Zombie

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#DebatableDebates

Natural or Supernatural?

[The Walking Dead @WalkingDead_AMC]

Rick’s given many memorable speeches over the years. Do you have a favorite? LIKE for “Ricktatorship” or RETWEET for “This Isn’t a Democracy”. #TWD

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Isn't it obvious? "I LIKE beer!"

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If I'm ever high enough again to fall, I'll have springs installed in my butt cheeks, so #TheNextTimeIFall I'll be ready to bounce right back up.

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#DebbieDownerAFood

Eating healthy is great. It's too bad you've got better odds of consuming insecticides and deadly bacteria from a salad than actually finding real food in imitation cheese.

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#TwitterHalloweenCandy

White chocolate matters too!

(Save your outrage, it's just a bad joke.)

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#ILoseMyselfWhen I lose people.
Morgan.

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#ElectionNightDosAndDonts

DO know that you did your best
with what was available.

DON'T Forget the meaning of
the word politics;
Poli- A prefix meaning
MANY
ticks- Blood-sucking
PARASITES

[Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @SethFromThe716]

Don't be unfriendly if you meet any strangers in the night

Do be do be do

#ElectionNightDosAndDonts