There’s a storyline in early Pokémon games where a Pokémon known for being an enormous fatass falls asleep on a major road between two cities and devastates the local economies
I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday
Each ride cost $7
I urinated in the backseat of every car
Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car
$243 in pure profit for each ride
I don't give a fuck about the Iron Lung movie anymore. Been waiting 2+ years to watch it, but I don't care.
What I do want to watch now is Markiplier's penis exploding. He needs to go to the penis explosion chamber immediately to have his penis exploded.