Phil Mickeltits

Just a golfer with an average short game and above average tits.

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Decided to come out to @therangersgame today. The under-tit sweat in this humidity is out of control!

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KrispyKreme took my pic off their ad. Thought I helped w their female fans. Men have doughnuts, women have me, doughtits http://j.mp/h1v5hF

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I hate Charl Schwartzel. Not because he won yesterday, but his wife has way better tits than me. #dontsteelmythunder

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5 shots back through round one... That's the number of braille bumps of my left areola

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Jumped over Tiger in the world golf rankings. Tits hit me in the face on the way up.

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Gearing up for the Masters this weekend. No women at Augusta? No problem. I've got enough tits for them all.