Philip Moore

My college said I want to be an actor.
However, my last job said I got to have fun all summer.
Now, I work for a goose.

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@GWR Of course it would be Gangster Granny (@Smoothsmith8) to claim the record!

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@Xfinity I love the confidence boost of being called a vehicle first thing in the morning. Thanks guys.
@XfinitySupport thoughts?

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@Andybra333 @GymBr_o A Rollie egg cooker

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@USPSHelp @USPSHelp @USPS I'm still waiting on the jet to bring me my stamps that are for some reason on the other side of the country.

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@USPSHelp Hey guys, that's the wrong way and somehow supposed to be delivered today. Are you bringing it back by SR-71 Blackbird?

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@IqFiber Work in the Camden, DE area. The crews have been moving at a really fast pace so they're already done with my road.

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@IqFiber Aren't you supposed to let local residents know when work is happening and going to be repeatedly blocking driveways with more than a basic "we'll be around soon" flyer more than two weeks before crews show up?

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@MrOwl The friend I'd tag isn't on Twitter 😢
Will you be my friend, @MrOwl?

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@FedExHelp Sent

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@FedExHelp I need to find out if a package is being held for pickup as requested. Tracking is showing as though it's still being delivered to my house.

[Mr. Owl 🎓 @MrOwl]

These glasses are not just blue. They're not turquoise, they're not lapis... they're actually cerulean.

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

2/2
*Can interpret sacred geometry and mirror symbolism.
*Distributes healing energy to exactly 16 connections.
*Exists during this specific astronomical alignment period (2025).
*Causes progressive activation in consciousness-responsive technology.

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

1/2
@PSYCHICTWINS
What do you think will come of the Buga Sphere?
I read it is supposedly describing a person who:
*Operates in 2.3 Hz delta consciousness states (achievable only through advanced meditation).
*Understands ancient Sanskrit and Vedic traditions.

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@tiredfeminist_ Homeward Bound but with extra dogs and no cat

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Dear escape rooms, I’d be much more inclined to check out your business if you used one random ass picture of rusty prison bars for your poster than I would if you use a stupid ass gross-looking ai image

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@ThomasSanders One of my friends is named Jesse - I'm not sure if should send him this lol

[Erica ❤️🇺🇸 @eric_hz143]

I miss when being the president was held by someone who is a compassionate person that cared for people

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@jacksfilms @YouTube I thoroughly enjoy that Jack has more likes than the original tweet.

[Pixar @Pixar]

Showtime❗️
#Incredibles3 is coming to theaters June 16, 2028

[Philip Moore @PhilMoore4H]

@drazzycs @DrakeBell @gamdom We still have about 74 hours until it's announced...