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Ron Swanson is my spirit animal. Burnley FC and Taylor Swift fanatic. Lancastrian in Leeds.

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Stanley the Romanian rescue dog was the second to vote this morning in Morley South #dogsatpollingstations @BBCNews

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@ldnlongside

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@ldnlongside

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@OGBCollins Maybe I am a portent for Burnley managerial changes. I was visited last night by a vision of Phil - the rumours of Allardyce appear true.

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@BurnleyOfficial @AlanPaceBFC You've done a bad thing today.

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@ldnlongside

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@cesigno I feel most games are like this. You find one OP strategy and from that point on anything else seems pointless because you've found a proven method.

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@PhilipCopley Welcome to the Uncle Phil club

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@cesigno Ghosts aren't real so you knew it was doubtful to begin with; they should have called him "Fighter Pilot of Kyiv". I'd be more scared of a fighter pilot than a ghost, especially if my weakness was other fighter pilots.

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Conductor: We are delayed setting off as we are awaiting a train in front coupling up

Passenger: Even the trains are getting more than me

#train #northern @northernassist

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Turned 30 today

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#twitterclarets

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@willowpuff Witch

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@cesigno I have the same thought whenever Ronaldo plays in an international tournament

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@ldnlongside

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@ClassicFM well done on distracting and soothing our labrador mix Stanley this evening. He's not bothered by the fire works one bit now and is instead 100% dedicated to stealing our Indian takeaway.

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@willowpuff

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@jaycgallagher @cesigno But all men swipe right for everyone right... right? Then you see who you matched with at the end of day and unmatch accordingly. It's the most efficient approach.

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@willowpuff The man who nuts on your chest?

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@cesigno Love.