Phil Devlin

Jukebox in the corner, "Long Hot Summer"
They've got a film up on the wall and it's dark enough to dance
What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner?

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round.
#GoPies #StillCelebrating #StillPremiers

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

@mimibirch @cutbush_david

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@spissy_c It's dark in here chook

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@SwoopLuke Punch the ticket

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👉👉This👈👈

[Bobby @PiesWrldd]

We’re hard to beat but we’re not good.

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

@flag_crows @RePete07 Right in front of me, chief. Go sook.

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@RePete07 @flag_crows Don't get me wrong, tex is fox smart player with a faultless kicking action. And his feild kicking is some asset. This stuff needs to be out of his game.

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

@RePete07 @flag_crows Pete, I do think he will still end up with the week off. 3 reasons. 1. Tex has form in this stuff, as he has aged he can no longer fly in the contest, and now does this 2. AFL want a tunnel/shoving into contest scalp 3. Tunnel/shove into contest is the use of guided momentum.

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

@flag_crows Agree to disagree. Contact sport, yes. Trying to fuck people up through cowardly sniping tunnelling and shoving into contact, probably no.
Add to that maybe don't be such a raving nuffie misogynist by slamming netball as the soft option as a non contact.

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

Nice one flog master.

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

"And ... there is SO much going on wherever you look around the MCG."

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[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

#AFLNorthFreo I do hope for the sake of competitive sport that Freo enforce the follow on.

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Ja-heee-zuz.

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

And the Walkley award for Dumbfuck Headline of the year goes to…🤣😂😅

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

@SagarH62 Captain average of 19

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@CollingwoodFC Love the debut. But the forehead is huge.

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The Boys, Series 3, Episode 6 Herogasm. At the start the crap star Imagine video collab. History does not repeat but it sure does echo. Such satire.

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

If it ever release an album. This is the cover.

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

Such short memories, Darcy in the years prior to 22 and 23 was hulking and struggled to make a mark on games. He persevered and worked to top the game. He time will come again.

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

Darcy Cameron was the 39th-ranked AFL player last year.

In 2026? He's dropped nearly 100 places.

It means the Pies now have “the biggest positional headache in the game”.

What happens next >> https://t.co/ZUI11VH96B

[Phil Devlin @PhilPtw]

I guess Bibi could say the same.

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Despite the carnage and stupidity, this is unconsciously yet objectively f$cking funny.

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@spissy_c This did make me laugh.....thank you for expressing the silent majority subconscious.